Bare Naked Brain Fodder

Today we learned how to set up a fly catcher page with “Merchant Fly Catcher”. A fly catcher is just a test page that basically gives you a chance to ask your targeted market exactly what it is they are wanting. The whole creation of your product could possibly evolve just from the questions that are amassed on your fly catcher page.

This process kind of reminds me of how I used to place fictional ads in certain cities free classifieds. For instance, I placed 100 Sammy Sosa rookie cards into a free classified ad in Chicago. I knew I could get the cards for about $1-$2 a piece, so I advertised them for $5 a piece. Of course, I didn’t actually have the cards, but if I received enough interested emails, then I would go out and purchase a bunch of the Sammy Sosa rookie cards to resell for a profit.

Maybe that is called a mosquito catcher page…… Click here to listen to Podcast 4

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Hahahaha, well I’m a Photoshop rookie too, can you tell?

Even with almost no knowledge of how to use photoshop, I have made about 60-70 of these wacky picutures. This stuff is a blast, even if I do suck at it.

I was extremely thrilled to actually get out of the house today and go into town (Portland) to watch the Portland Blues Festival. Our city hosts the 2nd largest Blues Festival in the nation, and it was quite a jamming time. Alison and I were lucky enough to get VIP parking in the boat, so we were right on the banks of the Willametter River, listening to cool Blues in the Rare Oregon sunshine. We really had the best seat in the house, and I was very appreciative.

After sitting in this house 12-15 hours a day trying to learn how to use this computer, I felt I deserved a break. Listen to Podcast #3 here.

O yeah, and super “Big Ups” to my man Claus, and The Eagle Ridin Papa’s who were playing at the Blues fest today. Right on fellas!

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Listen to Podcast 2 here

It’s a superman, no it’s a super boy, no it’s a super size, no it’s a supercalifragilisticexpialadocious, no it’s SUPER SATURDAY!!!

That’s right ya’ll, Super Saturday is gonna be a nail biter for some, because this
is the day where undies get down to some seriuos biz, and start researching the
heck out of their ideas. I have to say, I’ve learned some really cool stuff in the last 12
hours, but why waste the lifespan of your retina’s by forcing you to read this when you can just
listen to the newest PODCAST

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So it’s on folks. Day one is slowly coming to a close for most of the undies. Everyday I am going to do a very brief Podcast to let you know about my progress. I am using some free Podcasting service right now, but imagine I might have to find some alternatives if my bandwidth gets to large. I’m new to all this, so it’s just another one of those learning curves.

Listen to Podcast #1 right here (less than 2 minutes)…………

Tune in tomorrow……

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It’s about 6 hours away from the initial teleconference to kick off the July Undies month. What’s it all about you ask? Well I don’t think it’s a pajama party, although who knows it may turn into one.

Ed Dale & Frank Kern are graciously unleashing a wealth of information on how to implement their coveted secrets of Underachieving. Much buzz has been stirring about the Under Achiever Mastery System in the last few months, and now is the prime opportunity to strap on your cleanest pair of BVD’s to get ready for some big time skidmarks. We’re gonna be tearing up the spot this month.

You thought climbing Everest was hard, well you ain’t seen nothing yet. You thought working the fields for 12 hours a day was rough, you ain’t seen didly. The UnderAchievers have a monstrous goal that just might be attainable for this month.

Undies month is all about Underachievers making a whopping, astronomical, impressive, and hard earned $1. Yep, One Dollar. Screw the Apprentice tryouts, why the heck would I want to work that hard? The last thing I need is a Donald Trump pushing me to promote some lame Domino’s pizza bullshit. I wanna sit on my ass in my lazy boy while I achieve a much more credible fame, that of a underachiever.

While the goal is to help all the Undies make a buck throughout the month, my aspirations are quite a bit higher for myself. To be honest, I’m not all that lazy, but I seriously aspire to be. Dreams of 3 o clock naps, Beers at noon, lazy days on the beach, awwww yeah that’s the life. I’m under no delusion thinking the underachiever system is one that requires you to push a button and sit back. Although, after spending some time implementing Ed and Franks techniques, it can only help to provide another perspective on how to save yourself loads of time. Only after you bust some tail can you really sit back and laugh at the computer spitting money at you.

Did you see that? Wow a $20 bill just came out of my speakers……!!!!! It really did.

Stay tuned to see how the month goes.

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