Ok kiddies, close your eyes.
Conservative cry babies, click the back button on your browser.
Pervs, stare on.
I’m not even going to mention who sent me this picture. He is in the internet marketing arena,
and I’m not sure he wants others knowing that he peeps a site called “LottaBooty”.com….Enjoy. (PS. Don’t visit that site if you are offended by XXX, or nudity, it’s not a bunch of pretty pumpkins and holiday decor.)
Who else wants to kick back, eat buffet, drink beer, and have an all access pass to Orlando’s Universal Studio’s “Marvel Super Hero Island”?
Good luck. You have to be an 30 Day Undie Winner, A Serializer, or be extrememly lucky.
Ed Dale has blown his lid. This dude is literally nutz. How many of you have
seen the South Park episode where Cartman inherits a million dollars?
What does he spend it on? Yep, a amusement park all for himself.
He wouldn’t let anyone come in, he wanted it all to himself.
Well, Ed has done the same thing. Well, almost the same.
You see a few of us very privelaged Undies get to hang out as well.
This is by far going to be the best Internet Marketing gathering ever held.
Bar None.
So, I’ll be thinking about you all as I’m on the Spiderman ride puking my Amber Ale onto Frank Kern’s head.
It’s gonna be a blast I tell ya.
Ed is the freaking Man……..let’s hear it again,,,,,,,,,
“Who’s the Man with the Master Plan? It’s Ed freaking Dale”
(Your supposed to “Rap” that last part.)
Peep Ed and Frank’s Blog, You Suck’as
Greetings friends,
I’ve gotten a few emails recently from people suggesting some ways I could make much more money
from my blog. Some are curious as to why I talk about random stuff that many people don’t have any interest in. Well the truth is, this is my blog. I write about whatever I want to write. I don’t edit it for you, or reshape my opinions so they will be PC to anyone else’s. I don’t worry about whether or not my sometimes offensive posts chase potential customers away. Like I said, it’s my blog, and I don’t like filling it up with 100% marketing shit. I like to have fun, and that’s what this blog is for. Occasionally I’ll mention something marketing related, but for the most part I am just here to have fun.
Today Alison and I went down the street and decided to look for some Chantrelle Mushrooms. We hit the jackpot right away and picked enough shrooms for a village. Now don’t get excited folks, these are not the kind of shrooms that you eat and turn the Jerry Garcia up full blast. I’m talking about the edible kind…..
We actually picked about $40 worth of mushrooms in about 20 minutes. We hit the patch right away, and I can’t wait to make some soup tonight. I actually have quite a few buyers for mushrooms if I were inclined to sell them. It’s actually quite a great job. You get to hang out in the woods with the doggie, and just chill. Although you have to like dirt, and not be bothered by spiderwebs and tromping through bushes. But, I’m like a little kid and I love that stuff.
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Ola Amigo’s,
You are the very first group of people to have a glimpse into some of the secret cast members starring in the newest, hottest, and downright stupidest show ever seen. It’s inappropriately called “White Trash, Mexican Puppet Theater”. The All Star Roster is compiled together with some of the finest $2.50 Mexican Dolls you’ll ever see, and hosted by me, in costume of course.
The cast is as follows, from left to right.
Bendejo Bill
Paco Taco
CuntzWayLow
Dr. Pharmacy Phil
Carlos The Clown
I’ve got some other secret characters that I’m holding back. You’ll have to tune into the World Premeire Coming Soon to see just what else is in store.
PS. If you can’t stand insensitive humor, change the channel. This show will be rated “G”, meaning “Go home if you don’t like it”……
What kind of person are you? How many of you consider yourself considerate of others? I imagine most of you will say “Yes, I am considerate of othersâ€. However, upon further investigation into the true being of many people, we often find that many are selfish, rude, and downright inconsiderate.
It takes an immense amount of power to admit, “Hey, I’m a Jerk and I really only care about myself and my immediate surroundingsâ€. Most will never even seriously question themselves on the authenticity of their compassion. It’s too rough for the ego to become aware of this type of thing. Therefore, many continue an existence that is lacking in sincerity, love, and true wealth. They blindly live as inconsiderate humans wasting space on earth.
The reason I bring this up is because too many people go through their day to day actions with complete disregard for others. I’m speaking of a specific action that many of you do. You can deny it, but you are only lying to yourself, and are only further perpetuating the problem unless you realize right now that yes, you are a Jerk.
I’m talking about “litteringâ€. So many people litter, it makes me sick. People try to justify their abhorrent behavior by saying things like “This is New York, and everybody littersâ€. Most don’t even think about what they are doing when they do it. The reason is, they just don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.
Last week I was in San Diego, the place where my litter hatred started. I lived on the Beach in Mission Beach and daily I would watch people leave their trash in the sand, while a trash can was always about 15 feet away.
I have a huge hatred of cigarettes. I’m so anti cigs that I won’t even touch a pack of smokes. Once I had a friend who was down on his luck and really needed a drag. He had no money to buy any smokes either. My friend tried to give me a pack to take to him on my way home, but I refused. I physically won’t even touch them under no circumstances. My friend was irate and could not understand my reasoning. I didn’t care and was unwilling to budge at all.
Despite my hate of touching cigarettes, I created something amazing at that beach in San Diego. I created a device that would clean up over 300 cigarette butts in the sand in just one hour. It was basically just a broomstick attached to a wire screen mesh contraption that would sift in the sand and collect tons of cigarette butts. Soon I created a 501 c3 non profit organization to clean up all the assholes trash in my front yard (the beach).
While in San Diego last week I had a friend who selfishly left her smokes in the sand. Of course I made her pick them up, and she thought I was a dick. Maybe I didn’t have the most polite tone, but that’s not the point. I wouldn’t of had to reprimand her had she had some decency. Of course she acted like she was going to pick up the butts, but I knew better. The only reason she picked them up was because I was so insistent.
Two hours later, my hunch was confirmed when I saw her throw another cigarette butt into the street. I said “You know that when it rains, that cigarette will go straight into the ocean (likely the river in your city)� She could of cared less. It was just one more cigarette ( I hate even typing the word) to add to the hundreds of other ones.
This is like saying, all people drink and drive, so why should I stop? Well, later that day she was drinking and driving too. Needless to say, this girl was no longer my friend. Yes, I will terminate a friendship with someone over something as small as this. If you are so inconsiderate that you think it’s okay to pollute other people’s surroundings, you are no friend of mine. The odd thing was, her house was insanely clean. She was a neat freak. Neat in her own home that is, but when she left the house, nothing mattered.
Now I won’t name any names, and my girlfriend will probably be mad at me for talking about her friend, but hey, I hold people accountable for their actions. If you act like an asshole in front of me, don’t expect me to duck tape my lips. And don’t act like I’m the one that is out of line when I check your ass. Anyone with any bit of compassion could easily see that I’m not the one in the wrong by me merely suggesting you use the trash can.
So, the next time you decide to throw your cigarette butt into the street, ( I don’t even care if it’s in the slum in Cleveland), please think twice. The only reason many places are slums and disgusting is because of inconsiderate assholes like yourself who refuse to do something as simple as use a garbage can.
Bueno Dias Amigos,
Alison and I just got back from our Cruise to Ensenada Mexico, and boy was it a blast. I won the cruise while playing poker at World Poker Exchange, on a FREE ROLL Tournament. Not bad hey?
One of the greatest things that I like about partying in Mexico is the Mariachi bands that work the streets. I love to hire a bunch of guys to play music for me while I’m tossing back Tecate’s and Lime. Here’s a pic of one of the bands I hired to play while Alison and I downed some ice cold beers and sizzling hot fajita’s.
When people (mostly ladies) go to Mexico they think about 1 major thing. “Shopping”. It is well known that you can pick up items for very cheap in Mexico. You can grab some home decorations, blankets, and a years supply of penis pills all within 40 feet of each other.
While there are tons of things that are cheap in Mexico, the vendors are very crafty, and often sell their items for prices that even expensive for Americans. However, there is a way to combat this.
When you see a price tag on a item, it is not the final price. There is always a way to bargain the price down. Well, most of you don’t like to finnagle and hustle the local merchants and you usually end up paying the sticker price. Here’s how you get any item in Mexico for whatever price you like.
Example: Your wife wants to buy this cute blue leather purse, but the price tag says $80. $80 is a bit too expensive and you would like to pay only $30 for that purse. You can get that purse for $30, but you have to have “LEVERAGE”.
Here’s how you get that leverage. While shopping you noticed the $80 price tag. Instantly you need to figure out what is the maximum amount you would pay for the bag. Let’s say you decide you will spend up to $30 for the bag. Instead of trying to talk the vendor down to $30 (which probably won’t happen), you need to just give them “one” offer.
Here’s what you do. Seperate your money in your purse, and leave just $30 in the purse, or wallet. When you approach the counter for purchase, open your wallet in front of the clerk and pull out all of your money (all $30). Tell the vendor, “I only have $30, that’s it”, will you sell it for $30. By doing this, you are allieving yourself of a bargaining war. It’s a yes or no answer, and 90% of the time they will say yes. There is no need for them to argue the price with you because they can plainly see that you only have $30.
This method will get you just about anything you want in Mexico, for whatever price you deem is appropriate. Don’t be afraid to bargain in Mexico, you can save yourself tons of cash.
Hey folks,
I just got back from my cruise to Mexico, and am in San Diego as I am typing this.
It is very beautiful outside right now, and I’m kinda missing living here.
Anyways, I’ll be back home in a few days and it will be business as usual.
