Howdy friends. First I want to apologize for not bringing you non-stop action of Webber, my doggie like I said I was going too. I took off for Cali and left the poor guy home. But never worry, I’ll be back home in a few days to load my belongings into a moving truck and I’ll finish up some awesome doggie videos for you.
As you can see from the video below, I’m having a blast in the So-Cal Sunshine. Wish you all were here. Chat at you very soon.
Ok, it’s time to take a break from all this marketing blabber. It’s officially Webber Week. For 7 Days you’ll get a inside peek into the intimate relationship between me and my main man Webber,
(sometimes referred to as Doosky too… or Webber Doosky).
Webber is a mix of Sharpei and Sheppard. There’s got to be some other mix in there as well, but i’m not entirely sure. He was named after an ex teacher of mine Frank Webber. I sure miss Frank alot. Hopefully you are ok my dear friend.
It all started about 3 years ago when I departed the local grocery store. Some chubby kid was sitting next to a cardboard box full of puppies. My eyes instantly locked onto Webber. From the very second I looked at the dog I knew he was the dog for me. Under no circumstances was I looking for a dog. I was way to irresponsible to have a dog. Not to mention I change my mind every 20 minutes.
For nearly an hour I paced back and forth outside of the grocery store, pondering whether or not I could feasibly have a dog. Keep in mind, I lived in the tiny A-Frame shack at the time and didn’t even have a consistent job. Could I afford dog food? Could I afford vet bills if needed? I kept pacing, trying to really figure out whether or not I could take care of a dog.
Realizing that it wasn’t just a simple decision that I could recant whenever I liked, I really took time to decide if I was commited to taking care of this dog for years to come. After about an hour, it was evidently clear that I could not leave the parking lot without having Webber. I had
already named him, bonded with him, and was in love with the guy.
I’m so thankful I visited Thriftway that day.
So, during this week, I’ll be bringing you some awesome J-Mo and WEbber stories and videos.
CHOW!
Smackdown is so close I can almost taste it. Set your Tivo for this one kids.
Wanna See The SmackDown? Check Out the Link Below….
http://www.edvfrank.com/video1.html
The battle of SmackDown is really heating up. Just in, HOT OFF THE PRESSES is a article that is a bit disturbing. It’s obviously “All Just A Pack Of Lies” (That’s My Phil Collins Impression). (Actually that’s my David Spade impression of David doing a Phil Collins Impression).
Anyways,
Somebody has HI-Jacked Ed Dale’s moniker Ted Legend and a few others. People are trying to pose as him to throw you off track. Don’t get BAMBOOZLED by the ScuzzaButt children. While Frank has ask for the mud slinging to cease, I know he’s behind this article. It’s just further proof that he is shaking in his boots for Smackdown.
Now kiddies, I have a feeling Ed Dale is about to come OFF THE TOP ROPE here in SmackDown.
Frank is gonna be beggin for mercy when EZ ED applies his mega power.
Sadly, not many of you are going to be able to witness SmackDown 2. Only “Ultra Underachievers” get front row seats to this marketing duel that will not only be fun
to watch, but it’s gonna be better then any seminar you could ever attend. These guys are really putting themselves on the line here. They could totally fail, (well we already know Frank will look like a failure in comparison to King Dale).
So how can you watch SmackDown?
You gotta be a Ultra Underachiever. Thursday May 18th at 9 AM EAstern time ( I do believe this is correct) they open up the available slots that are left.
If you want in, don’t show up at 9:05 or 9:06. Be ready at 8:30. If you don’t, you may be sorry and will miss out big time. For more info visit…
See you inside when Ed busts a suplex on Frank’s AZZ!
Hey friends,
Alison and I are on vacation in Lincoln City Oregon right now, but fortunately the cottage we rented has internet connection. This has allowed me to do a few great things while on vacation.
1. Make a whole lot of money with about 20 minutes worth of work.
2. Pick on Frank Kern.
I’m about to visit a very special place in about an hour, and I’ll broadcast it to you probably later tonight. I think you may be amazed at the findings. Anyways, view the latest video on the Ultra Underachiever SmackDown 2. Frank has really given the word wussbag a whole new definition. See the Undies Blog to understand what I’m talking about.
UPDATE:
Check out this scary place I visited today. I had no idea Kernalism has spread this far.
I’m telling you, this is getting kinda Cultish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNxGdCZLejs
