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So I got the call from the receptionist at the property management company today. “You’re approved”, she said!

Yippppeeee!

I really want to thank everyone who took the time to wish me luck and put good thoughts out into the universe. It meant alot. The house hunting mission has gone on for over 3 months and it was getting a bit tiresome and aggravating.

But considering I seem to move every year at least, it’s really just par for the course. Anyhow, big ups to everyone who Twittered, emailed, and called saying congrats. I do appreciate it. There were tons of twits pouring in when I mentioned the good news. (I’ve included those responses below). I appreciate you all!

I don’t really have any pics except this one I snaked from the Real Estate company…

drmikewooming @jasonmoffatt — nice house! can’t wait for the housewarming party… about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

damianbenko
damianbenko @jasonmoffatt congrats dude! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

LeahCarson
LeahCarson @jasonmoffatt Beautiful place, JMo! Lots of room for making your killer smoothies! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt hit me with some pics of the new pad about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

sethchong
sethchong @jasonmoffatt are you kidding me – the house looks amazing. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Kris Mainieri
KrisMainieri @jasonmoffatt http://tinyurl.com/6z78sg about 3 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt just put in the offer, fenced in back yard for new dog for 3 boys and everything, wife looks giddy with excitement, gr8 stuff about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Ed Shaz
NextInstinct @JasonMoffatt pYro Viless. Healthy years under that roof. {Long way from Fort Moffatt} about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt sounds like time for a bottle of @garyvee to celebrate, i’ll take any leftover good vibes ya got, workin on new abode myself about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Blair Warren
blairwarren @jasonmoffatt I missed your earlier posts about your new house. The pics are beautiful. Congratulations! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Justin Christianson
justinllc @jasonmoffatt re sync your phone after deletin the Aps on your phone then it should work. Did that with me a few weeks ago about 3 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to jasonmoffatt

Nick Blackman
NickBlackman @jasonmoffatt man I must be out of it! New house? Congrats man! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Kris Mainieri
KrisMainieri @jasonmoffatt dude I’m holding a ustream @ 9pm est make an appearance about 4 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to jasonmoffatt

PatBeith
PatBeith @jasonmoffatt congrats on the new house J-Mo! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

kellyfelix
kellyfelix @jasonmoffatt is that mar fiore or isla mar? about 4 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to jasonmoffatt

santaseo
santaseo @jasonmoffatt very sweet ‘beer’ fridge in the new pad about 4 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Fernando Cruz
bumcruz @jasonmoffatt Hey man, that’s a beautiful house, congrats! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

jeanmandel
jeanmandel @jasonmoffatt That kitchen is awesome! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

TajwarAlexander
tajwaralexander @jasonmoffatt WOW dude! Nice place! Congrats. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

CoreyBurke
CoreyBurke @jasonmoffatt CONGRATS on the new pad! Is that in Carlsbad? I used to do magic at LaCosta looks similar to that area… about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Robert Northrup
RobNorthrup @jasonmoffatt house looks great Jason! kudos for your deserved success… about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Sean Khang
seankhang @jasonmoffatt . . congrats on the new house J-mo! Nothing like having your own place. . .cheers buddy! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael Murdock
docmurdock @jasonmoffatt Great Kitchen! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

SusanPreston
SusanPreston @jasonmoffatt Gorgeous! I love that kitchen. Congratulations! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Frank Sponsel
FrankSponsel @jasonmoffatt Nice views my friend. I hope you enjoy your new house. Best wishes for continued success. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Christine
christinekambo @jasonmoffatt Hey, great pics, nice place! Where is the house? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Matt Trainer
marketingmoron @jasonmoffatt Nice man! That place kicks ass. about 5 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

AnthonyDeLoach
AnthonyDeLoach @jasonmoffatt Congrats on the house dude! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

CoronadoCookie
CoronadoCookie @jasonmoffatt Congrats JMo! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Fernando Cruz
bumcruz @jasonmoffatt Hey bro that’s awesome! Enjoy the new place and congratulations about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

entrepenerd
entrepenerd @jasonmoffatt – Congratulations on getting the new house man! about 6 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael Murdock
docmurdock @jasonmoffatt wayyy to go dude! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Geo_Derice
GeoDerice @jasonmoffatt congrats J-mo!!! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

richdirtygirl
richdirtygirl @jasonmoffatt congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Tai Sheppard
taisheppard @jasonmoffatt Congrats Jason! Just bought a new house recently myself, it’s a great feelng about 6 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael S. Copeland
mscopeland @jasonmoffatt Congtats man… That’s exciting! about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt Great news man, just put in an offer for a new house here in the ATL also, wish me your luck..CONGRATS about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

JK Swopes
jkswopes @jasonmoffatt yeah boyeeeeeeeeeeeee party at MOFO’s about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Frank Sponsel
FrankSponsel @jasonmoffatt Congrats! Post pics soon. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Ray_Perez
taxplanning @jasonmoffatt Congratulations Jason! Way to go!

wahbhatti
wahbhatti @jasonmoffatt nice one dude well done about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

JulieAnnTurner
JulieAnnTurner @jasonmoffatt Congrats Jason! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

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So me and my girly have been looking to rent a new house for about 3 months. So far, no luck.

Well, we could of easily scored a place by now but both of us are really picky. I want a beach house, and she wants a new suburban cul-de-sac home in a gated community. I want a pool and spa, and she wants upgraded everything (custom tile, granite counters in the kitchen, Viking appliances, etc).

Finding something that fits both of our descriptions and desires isn’t always the easiest. Combine that with the fact I screwed up my credit as a kid and it’s even tougher.

Anyhow, it’s been a long strange trip. We must have looked at about 25 houses so far. None being perfect. Most, far from perfect. A few were almost just right, but we missed out on them.

My lease runs up here in one month, so it’s time to scale up. I need a new office space, video recording room, a audio area for playing music and a billiard room. Yes, I know, I’m sounding like a little spoiled brat. But hey, this is what’s on my list.

So hopefully we’ll find the right home in the coming days.

Just about an hour ago I sent my assistant Ryan to drop off a application for a beautiful 3700 square foot home near Ponto Beach. There is a really good surf break there (campgrounds), and it’s by a lot of my surfing buddies, and accountant!

This home fits most of our desires. It’s new, has georgeous views of the beach and lagoon, is next to hiking trails we can take the dog to, has community pool, basketball courts, tennis, weight room etc. Also it’s in a upscale gated area.

I really got my fingers crossed on this one. Hopefully I’m able to overcome the credit issues and my financials plus references will serve sufficient to get the lease. I dearly hope so.

Wish me luck. Hopefully I’ll be posting some pictures soon.

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My buddy Corey Burke (fellow Oregonian & magician) sent me this sweet skate flick today.

Some pretty sick cinemaphotography here…

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So today I read this Yahoo news story that says… Unhappy People Watch Lots More TV

It reads…

“Unhappy people glue themselves to the television 30 percent more than happy people.

The finding, announced on Thursday, comes from a survey of nearly 30,000 American adults conducted between 1975 and 2006 as part of the General Social Survey.”

Hmmm, I wonder why?

Grey’s Anatomy = constantly surrounded by hospital scenes
Prison Break = Who feels good about prison?
Ghost Whisperer = That just sounds scary!
Gossip Girl = Cuz we all know gossip is usually cheery and happy stuff
CSI = More crime, death, and mystery
Desperate Housewives = I don’t even know what to say.
Lost = People in a plane crash, trapped, and going out of their minds
ER = More blood and guts and negative shit
Criminal Minds = I’m done being a criminal and don’t want to be reminded of it.

Maybe the truth isn’t that unhappy people watch lots more tv, but rather…

“Watching lots of TV makes people unhappy”.

Think about it.

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So I’m heading to Vegas tomorrow and I’m still on this Ejuva cleanse. I haven’t drank any alcohol in 15 days, and have been on the cleanse now for 12 days. Once Friday hits I’m only supposed to have one meal a day, and preferably raw/vegan.

The cleanse is actually going awesome. I’m not shitting out 15 yards of rubbery substance, but I probably don’t possess as many toxins as most folks. Who knows, maybe things will change going into week three.

Anyhow, it’s going to be interesting going to Sin City and being on my Sunday School behavior the whole time. It will be especially tough considering everywhere I go in Vegas I either get stuff comped or people are freely buying stuff for me right and left. But I’m stronger then that and will remain tough on the cleanse. The really rough part is the last week with “no food” and to top it off, it occurs during Thanksgiving at Kern’s house while everyone else stuffs their face with Turkey and the fixens.

So, I’ll probably play some poker tournaments while in Vegas, bet on some NBA, and maybe some NFL games. I’ve loved gambling since I was a little kid growing up in a billiard hall. Ah, them were the days.

Last week I had some amazing picks in the NFL. I picked 11 of the 13 games correct, and that includes the point spreads. You can see the picks at….

http://twitter.com/jasonmoffatt/status/997629943

Not too shabby! Here were the picks…

Jax-6.5 Ten-3 NE-3.5 NO+1 Jets-9 Sea+8 GB+2.5 Car-10 SD-14.5 Indy+3.5 NYG+3 Balt-even SF+9.5

The only 2 games I lost were San Diego and New Orleans. If you know anything about football betting you can tell I had a great week with these picks. Hopefully I can carry that momentum with me through the Vegas trip.

I’ll upload my picks for next week as well.

Well, I’m off. Just wanted to brag about my bad ass NFL picks last week and keep up the mojo for Vegas tomorrow.

Adios.

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This email I sent out today is getting a lot of good feedback, so I figured I’d slap it up on the blog. Take a quick read…




Hey Ya'll, Last week I was interviewed by my friends Dustin Struckman and Joe Jablonski for a product called JV Source... http://jvsource.com/jv.php?10798_A8 In that interview I dropped a BOMB about how I personally attain lasting relationships with big time guru's across the globe. It's nothing like what most people talk about. For instance, I think going to seminars to talk about business is pure rubbish.  I think trying to do deals with all these guru's is foolish. And constantly worrying about getting a promotion to one of these guys lists should be your last thought. You see, not very many people actually care about creating true friendships.  Friendships that go beyond a joint venture mailing.  They are too busy trying to stuff their pockets with money and not focusing on the real source of power with joint ventures. Truthfully, I'd rather create friends over business partners. And this is where so many people get it wrong. If you find me at a seminar and start talking to me about your motorcycle business right away, I'll likely be totally uninterested. But come talk to me about how you did a back flip on your motorcycle yesterday and how you'd love to take me out riding and now you are talking. Everyone and their mother is getting pitch after pitch after pitch.  And these pitches are straight fastballs that are coming in high and tight. You don't want to over power people when pitching. It needs to be elegant. It needs to be a lobbed softball that allows the hitter to slam it out of the park. But most are not that smooth. Anyhow, in this interview I did with Dustin and Joe I was totally in left field talking about things that most people never associate with business. Stuff like getting your home life straight before your business. Get this... If your wife or girlfriend isn't happy at home, it's very doubtful you'll bring much to the table when dealing with me. Why? Because if you can't take care of the most important things at home, it's very doubtful I'll give two shits about what your business is. I simply don't care. I like to deal with kick ass people that know how to really take care of others.  I enjoy honest, admirable, and real deal characters that shine outside of business. When they do that, then I'll maybe care about their business. But if you can't accomplish the most important elements of life with yourself and your family, then I have a good inclination you'll probably not make a good JV partner with me. And this is very different from most marketers because most of them just care about the money. I'm drastically different. All I care about is the relationship. And I want that relationship to be real, non-psuedo, and one that rewards both parties. So, I went off the deep end ranting and raving in this interview about how to really seal the deal with people in business. And oddly, it has very little to do about business. If you'd like to hear that interview, and learn how to land serious JV parnters, then my friends Dustin and Joe have set up a members site that will show you all the ropes. Plus, you get to hear my unique angle on how I landed deals with just about every big time guru on the planet. It's very counter intuitive, a bit self helpish, and totally puts people on the spot to be a better human being. Dustin and Joe go live today at 9 am. Here is my link... http://jvsource.com/jv.php?10798_A8 You should check it out. Take care Jason Moffatt PS: Dustin really has something special about the way he works with people.  I have a cool story in the interview about how one guy asked me for my phone number and I instantly told him I didn't give out my number. 2 minutes later I met Dustin for the first time and he got my number in less than 5 minutes. Why was he able to get my number while the other dude failed? Find out in the interview inside of Dustin and Joe's product at... http://jvsource.com/jv.php?10798_A8 . .

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According to a few million pissed off people, I spoiled the election for Barack Obama and didn’t “Barack The Vote”.

Watch the video below…

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You may have noticed a few changes with the blog in the last week or so. First of all, we applied a new theme. Secondly, you may of noticed a shift away from marketing related material on this blog. This is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time now, but this place has always been my home base to keep touch with all my peoples.

And most of those people came to know me, or read this blog because of marketing related stuff. However, today I’m officially taking this blog back.

From now on, this blog will be my personal blog. I will blog about whatever I feel like and won’t be talking too much about business. Most of the business related stuff will be located on http://www.profitmoffatt.com

This blog will now contain cool stuff that enjoy like music, comedy, health related material, and whatever I feel like blasting up at any given moment. It will be a reflection of ME! After all, the site is JasonMofffatt.com.

I’m excited about the changes, and thrilled about the new stuff we are crafting up over at profitmoffatt.com. You’re going to see some serious renovation going on during the next week over there.

You’ll see my Easy Video Sales, Pencil Money, Nichebrowser, My UGC Course, and a host of other things all combined into one area where customers and affiliates can better utilize my products.

And you’ll see a whole lotta fun around here.

Anyhow, just giving you a update to let you know about the changes. I have a feeling it’s going to be a really great thing that allows my creative freedom to soar and not be handcuffed by feeling like I need to blog mostly about marketing stuff.

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