Painting Scottie’s Nails
Poor Scottie fell asleep so of course we thought the right thing to do would be to paint his fingernails all pretty.
Archive | Comedy
Conan O’Brien Cheezy Art
I’ve always loved Conan. In fact, my dream job has always been to be a writer on his show. Looks like that isn’t going to happen anytime soon.
Anyhow, I just came across this really cool video of a guy doing a Conan portrait with nothing more than Cheetos. Enjoy…
Swooping Ladies In Traffic With Cardboard Sign
A few years ago I became friends with a lot of the PUA’s, which is a acronym for “Pick Up Artist”.
I have to admit, the majority of the guys are pretty damn cheesy in their attempt to lure unsuspecting women into their dirty sheets. However, I will give Neil Strauss (The author of “The Game) a free pass as he’s always been a good guy and generous friend to me. And I genuinely like that guy. And he has goats living in his house, so that’s pretty cool.
Anyhow, the majority of the PUA’s I’ve met are pretty shallow individuals and it’s a bit hard for me to have respect for what they do. It just seems so predatory and vindictive. Not cool. It definitely would not be cool had I a few daughters.
To be fair, I have met a handful of guys in this industry that aren’t total creeps. They are just normal dudes trying to help out other bros when it comes swooping ladies. But you have to be careful in this industry.
So anyways, a couple years ago a few pick up guys asked me… “If you had to pick up a date in the next hour and couldn’t fail, what would you do to make sure you scored a date?”
“Oh shit, that’s easy!” I replied.
Here’s what I did out on the streets of La Jolla Shores California….
I’m curious, what’s the funniest or most clever pick up line you’ve seen a dude try to bust out on a lady? Let me know your favorite line or example below in the comments section.
Slap Chop Parody “Cock Shot”
Don’t cha just love Vince from the “Sham Wow” and “Slap Chop” tv commercials?
Well, the admiration is likely to grow fonder after watching this hysterical Youtube video…
Jeff Mulligan’s “Quadruple Optin”
My buddy Jeff Mulligan from QuickieProfits.com is pioneering the email industry with “Quadruple Optins”.
Hey, better safe than sorry…
Introducing “Mustache Marketers” & “Half Stache”
So my buddy Ryan Wade decided to pioneer this incredibly important group called… “The Mustache Marketers“.
Of course, I couldn’t deny the invitation. And heck, the “half stache” is one my secret weapons to making lot’s of sales on the intronets (not to mention driving the ladies wild!).
So check out the video below, and then grow out your facial hair and come join us at www.mustachemarketers.com
Bill Collectors Won’t Listen
“He Doesn’t Live Here. Never has, never will.”
I’m not sure how many times I have to tell these idiots that their guy doesn’t live at my number. I’ve requested to be off the list about 15 times. They won’t stop calling though.
So, I figured I ought to have some fun. Check it out…
(I’m curious, how much “Telephone Spam” do you get?)
What’s the worst chic flick you ever saw?
So last night I was forced to sit through a holiday chic flick. It was one of my girlfriends favorite holiday movies so I tried to be a good boyfriend and watch it with her.
It’s also chock full of british actors. Unless it’s Monte Python I’m not usually too fond of British humor. British Rock Music I love, but the humor is not always my thing. However I always did like the originally “Who’s Line Is It Anyway” before they Americanized it.
So the movie we watched was… “Love Actually”.
It wasn’t so bad. In fact, there were a couple stories in the movie that I really liked. But there was one scene that basically wrecked the whole movie and made it so I couldn’t take it very seriously.
The scene was this geeky British guy who was all jazzed about coming to America so he could swoop a bunch of hot girls with his foreign accent in charm. That’s all nice in theory, and heck, it even works on occasion. Most people tend to like others that have different qualities.
But in this scenario, homeboy flies into Wisconsin, and then proceeds to get dropped off at the very first bar in sight. And guess what happens? 4 Freaking hot bombshell hotties swarm him and want to get all up in his jock strap! Puh——lease! In Wisconsin? I know there are some hotties in the WI, but this was a dive bar full of Los Angeles floosies. Way too cheezy. (no pun intended Wisconsin)
I wouldn’t of minded seeing the scene had I been watching a Harold and Kumar movie, but in context with the other stories in the movie it was just plain stupid. Turned a halfway decent chic flick movie into utter trash because of this one British wanker who scores all these hot chics without even exerting effort.
The movie was supposedly about “love” and a few stories really hit that premise very well. But the Euro dude scoring hotties with no effort at all basically negated me giving the movie a positive rating.
There was one story that I really enjoyed though. It was about a couple who couldn’t speak the same language as each other. One Portuguese, and the other English. They fell in love despite not being able to talk. In the end… well, I won’t ruin it for you. But the ending of that story was very ,very good.
So, I’m curious, what’s the worst Chic Flick you ever had to sit through?
And if you are a female, what is the worst Man Show you’ve ever had to deal with?
Peace
J-Mo
PS: I was thinking of starting to do a “movie review” thing. Might be kinda fun. Would definitely have to be video though.
Black Friday Walmart Phone Pranks
My buddy Kyle sent me this link to a funny video where a dude hijacks Walmart’s customer service phone and starts to totally mess with the callers dialing in for assistance. Classic! Reminds me of when I was a kid and would get on the intercom of Fred Meyer’s store and announce customer specials over the phone. Ah, good times.
Anyhow, these calls are ridiculous. You’re bound to laugh a few times. Check it out…
(WARNING: Bad and Sophmoric language)
Roller Skating – Rewind 14 Years
Came across some old tapes in the boxes while moving and slapped together a little video ditty for you to check out.
The year… 1994, 5 Hi-Fiving White Guys shred Skate World heavily under the influence of… fun times! Half of the crew got kicked out before even making it in the door.
Anyone remember “couple skating”? That kicked ass!
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Cheers and Beers!
