Bare Naked Brain Fodder

Well day 8 and 9 have been interesting for myself as I try to scrape the pieces together of failed fly catcher campaigns. The one positive thing about all these failures is that I’m learning Google Ad words quite well through the process. It’s actually the failures combined with the “Google Cash” videos that are helping. I need to read some more Perry Marshall stuff, and try to stay on top on this Google game.

That’s really what it is, a game. Trial and error, error, error, error, wait, I got one.
Woo hoo, now lets expand on that small bit of accomplishment and chisel it down until we can’t widdle any more profits out of that little keyword.

Well good news is, I’ve created a bunch of blogs…. This bloggen stuff is way cool and it only takes a few seconds to have them up and running. I get to chat around with all kinds of people about all kinds of things that I am into. Here is a blog i created last night. http://heavenlyguitars.blogspot.com
This one should be fun.

Well anyways, peep Podcast 8-9 on my Undies Month progress.

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Yep we Bloggin…….Oh yea o yea, we be Bloggin Oh yea o Yea,

everybody now, we be Bloggin, Uh huh, You betcha, that’s how we like it, yeah sing along

“We Be Bloggin”….ahhaahahhaha when your a motormouth nonstop continually endlessly running on run on sentences blogamatic rambler, it can so hilarious. Ok, maybe sometimes I should slow down and think about what I write or say, but that takes too much time, and it’s not as raw as just acten fool and spitting out whatever comes to mind.

Perfect example, Listen to day 6 and 7 podcast here. It’s a quickie…

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Okay today’s Underachiever task was to analyze Fly Catcher results. Well, mine sucked so I won’t bore you.

Instead, I would like to share a song with you. Listen to todays Podcast, and the song Life right here. I came across this tape today, and it brought a smile to my face. So considering today is a slow news day in the underachiever world, I thought I would share a bit of good ol fashion music with ya. This song was put together about 8 or 9 years ago when I was in a band called “Signified Monkey” .

Pictured from left to right is, Mark, Yours Truly, Officer D, and Yacub.

I miss these guys, and miss making cool music. Leaving this band was one of the worst things I ever did in my entire life. O well, I still got this cool tape to listen to. The recording is a bit ghetto. I just put a mic next to the boom box, and bam uploaded it. However, it still sounds ok, but I posted my lyrics for ya so you could read along if you like instead of trying to burying your ear into your speaker.
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It’s the mellow fellow, love the yellow of the sun,
and the brightness of the rays guarantees a day of mad fun.
Photosynthesize before my eyes as I breath,
this elegant aroma released by these trees.
So luxurious the mixture of nature with the people,
to achieve that smile treat your mother earth as equal.
Balance is essential to that healthy living quarters,
keep smiling and stylen and obey your moral orders.

A trip up 26 to acrobatic with some tricks
as we be riding and gliding through the powder and the sticks.
Broke as hell so I fell short on admission,
but I play that incognito role to avoid the suspicion.
Indulge into existance so I’m liven kinda swell,
much persistance and practice, I begin to show and tell.
It be prolifically explicit, and easily expressed,
endless capacities of intellect I can’t surpress.
So I emblelish, that hellish like vibe within,
as I captivate your mind to be orgasmically climatic.
Don’t need your static, leave your “toys in the attic”,
Boy, “sweet emotions” arise from being intelligently charismatic.
Packen more flavors than that Kool Aid man,
I tell stories for the kiddies, cuz I’m that sincere man.
Significantly dignified to evade practicality,
and attracting abstract minds to explore a new reality.

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If you’ve never heard me mention how much I love my girlfriend Alison, let it be heard now. Just take a gander at this delicious plate of grub, hmmmmm. One of the coolest things about getting a computer was the ability to get online and find all kinds of cool recipes. Alison scours all over the web finding cool vegetarian, and vegan recipes that will quickly make you forget your desire for meat. I think my favorite recipe site is Veg Web.
That site rocks………

Well besides me loving her for her cooking (ok call me a chauvenist), she is one damn sexy librarian, ohh, and really smart too. It’s nice to have a lady who can compete with you when Alex Trebeck starts kicking out the Jeopardy answers.

What I love about Alison the most though is the fact that she let’s me do my own thing on this computer, and never bitches. She works 2 jobs, goes to school, cooks, (wow I sound like an ass) and I chill on the computer all day making slave wages.

Fortunately she believes in me, and has been willing to stand by my side for quite some time allowing me the ability to help us retire someday. That’s right, retirement. My main motivation for being on this computer 12 hours or more a day is so Alison will be able to never again serve a dinner as a waitress, and will never have to send our future children to a nanny or day care. Heck if not for her, I would not even have a computer.

Damn I love this girl………………………

Day 5 Podcast right here.

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Today we learned how to set up a fly catcher page with “Merchant Fly Catcher”. A fly catcher is just a test page that basically gives you a chance to ask your targeted market exactly what it is they are wanting. The whole creation of your product could possibly evolve just from the questions that are amassed on your fly catcher page.

This process kind of reminds me of how I used to place fictional ads in certain cities free classifieds. For instance, I placed 100 Sammy Sosa rookie cards into a free classified ad in Chicago. I knew I could get the cards for about $1-$2 a piece, so I advertised them for $5 a piece. Of course, I didn’t actually have the cards, but if I received enough interested emails, then I would go out and purchase a bunch of the Sammy Sosa rookie cards to resell for a profit.

Maybe that is called a mosquito catcher page…… Click here to listen to Podcast 4

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Hahahaha, well I’m a Photoshop rookie too, can you tell?

Even with almost no knowledge of how to use photoshop, I have made about 60-70 of these wacky picutures. This stuff is a blast, even if I do suck at it.

I was extremely thrilled to actually get out of the house today and go into town (Portland) to watch the Portland Blues Festival. Our city hosts the 2nd largest Blues Festival in the nation, and it was quite a jamming time. Alison and I were lucky enough to get VIP parking in the boat, so we were right on the banks of the Willametter River, listening to cool Blues in the Rare Oregon sunshine. We really had the best seat in the house, and I was very appreciative.

After sitting in this house 12-15 hours a day trying to learn how to use this computer, I felt I deserved a break. Listen to Podcast #3 here.

O yeah, and super “Big Ups” to my man Claus, and The Eagle Ridin Papa’s who were playing at the Blues fest today. Right on fellas!

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Listen to Podcast 2 here

It’s a superman, no it’s a super boy, no it’s a super size, no it’s a supercalifragilisticexpialadocious, no it’s SUPER SATURDAY!!!

That’s right ya’ll, Super Saturday is gonna be a nail biter for some, because this
is the day where undies get down to some seriuos biz, and start researching the
heck out of their ideas. I have to say, I’ve learned some really cool stuff in the last 12
hours, but why waste the lifespan of your retina’s by forcing you to read this when you can just
listen to the newest PODCAST

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So it’s on folks. Day one is slowly coming to a close for most of the undies. Everyday I am going to do a very brief Podcast to let you know about my progress. I am using some free Podcasting service right now, but imagine I might have to find some alternatives if my bandwidth gets to large. I’m new to all this, so it’s just another one of those learning curves.

Listen to Podcast #1 right here (less than 2 minutes)…………

Tune in tomorrow……

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It’s about 6 hours away from the initial teleconference to kick off the July Undies month. What’s it all about you ask? Well I don’t think it’s a pajama party, although who knows it may turn into one.

Ed Dale & Frank Kern are graciously unleashing a wealth of information on how to implement their coveted secrets of Underachieving. Much buzz has been stirring about the Under Achiever Mastery System in the last few months, and now is the prime opportunity to strap on your cleanest pair of BVD’s to get ready for some big time skidmarks. We’re gonna be tearing up the spot this month.

You thought climbing Everest was hard, well you ain’t seen nothing yet. You thought working the fields for 12 hours a day was rough, you ain’t seen didly. The UnderAchievers have a monstrous goal that just might be attainable for this month.

Undies month is all about Underachievers making a whopping, astronomical, impressive, and hard earned $1. Yep, One Dollar. Screw the Apprentice tryouts, why the heck would I want to work that hard? The last thing I need is a Donald Trump pushing me to promote some lame Domino’s pizza bullshit. I wanna sit on my ass in my lazy boy while I achieve a much more credible fame, that of a underachiever.

While the goal is to help all the Undies make a buck throughout the month, my aspirations are quite a bit higher for myself. To be honest, I’m not all that lazy, but I seriously aspire to be. Dreams of 3 o clock naps, Beers at noon, lazy days on the beach, awwww yeah that’s the life. I’m under no delusion thinking the underachiever system is one that requires you to push a button and sit back. Although, after spending some time implementing Ed and Franks techniques, it can only help to provide another perspective on how to save yourself loads of time. Only after you bust some tail can you really sit back and laugh at the computer spitting money at you.

Did you see that? Wow a $20 bill just came out of my speakers……!!!!! It really did.

Stay tuned to see how the month goes.

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Attention NBA owners, coaches, and talent scouts

I have officially declared myself eligible for the NBA draft on Tuesday. Sure I know many of you are thinking “What can this 5’7″ white kid who weighs 150 lbs actually acomplish in the NBA”?

Well, as you can see I have the tattoos. That counts for something right? Also, I can talk trash with the best of them. I’ll go against Gary Payton or Sam Cassell any day in a war of words.
Just don’t count on me to shoot the ball, I suck. However I can make a better free throw percentage than Shaq or Ben Wallace.

My ability to psyche out my opponents is off the charts. One glance at my raging biceps and Allen Iverson will be shaking in his Reebok Crossovers. Sadly I don’t think I will be picked up by the Portland Trailblazers (oops I mean Jailblazers) as I only have a tresspass conviction on my record. I’m sure I’d have to assualt somebody or get nailed with a pound of dope, or possibly rape my nanny before they would consider me.

In fact I came across this Funny Site, or not so funny site today. Check it out. I surely hope I don’t end up on this page NBA CRIMINALS

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