Happy Diabetes Day
Howdy everyone,
Today is the day we get kids all dressed up in scary costumers, and equip them with over-sized pillow cases in hopes they can stuff as much refined sugar into that baby as possible.
Screw the old lady down the road who gives away Apples and Granola, we want freaking Snickers and Milky Way granny.
I don’t mean to be a spoil sport, but Halloween is just another day that is begging mom and pop to push there kids one step closer to a Ridilin prescription for their overactive ADHD.
Now as a kid I loved Halloween, and when I was 10 years old I remember having one goal. And that goal was… “When I grow up, I’m going to get a job and spend my whole paycheck on candy.”
I was a candy fiend. I’m sure most of us were.
But as I grow older and look at things with a educated eye, I tend to believe candy and many of the things we shove into our body are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. And it’s definitely not something that we should devote a whole freaking day too.
I know, I know. I sound like a old ass grandpa screaming … “Get off my lawn you damn kids”.
However, when you know the facts, when you see obese people waddling down the aisle’s of Walmart, and when more people are dying of Diabetes then terrorism will ever cause then it’s sort of an eye opening issue. Of course, the majority of you will never look at this with a open eye because it’s too painful.
Instead, you’ll stick a Twix in your mouth or a Jolly Rancher into your kids face and call it a day.
So, here’s to America’s official… “Diabetes Day”.
Woo-hoo.
Stuff your face kiddies and enjoy (while you can).
J-Mo
PS: Peep the video below about reversing diabetes (which most doctors say is impossible)…















