06 January 2009 ~ 21 Comments

Bill Collectors Won’t Listen

“He Doesn’t Live Here. Never has, never will.”

I’m not sure how many times I have to tell these idiots that their guy doesn’t live at my number. I’ve requested to be off the list about 15 times. They won’t stop calling though.

So, I figured I ought to have some fun. Check it out…

(I’m curious, how much “Telephone Spam” do you get?)

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21 Responses to “Bill Collectors Won’t Listen”

  1. Hypnochick 6 January 2009 at 6:50 pm Permalink

    Jason, Thanks for the great video and belly laugh!! Going to use the techniques tomorrow when they call ;)

  2. Sam England 6 January 2009 at 6:54 pm Permalink

    Got me rolling and cryin…
    Your video is so damn funny!

    Gotta have some fun sometimes…

    Bset Wishes,
    Sam England
    http://www.whoissamengland.com

  3. Kyle 6 January 2009 at 7:00 pm Permalink

    Made my night Jason. :)

  4. Justin Brooke 6 January 2009 at 7:01 pm Permalink

    HAHAHAHA… Dude, I took one guy to the bathroom
    with me when he kept trying to pitch me! You are
    the man at prank calls tho…

  5. Chris Hubbard 6 January 2009 at 7:13 pm Permalink

    Hilarious… I’m so doing this next time one of these jackasses call. I’ll just start telling them about how I’m on tour with New Kids on the Block so I don’t have much time to talk…make them think I’m a complete nutjob. Nice!

  6. CouchSurfingOri 6 January 2009 at 7:16 pm Permalink

    Hahahah- Glad I quit telemarketing after a week (when I was in high school). I’m sure with your loyal followers, you’ve now spawned a nationwide movement of torturing telemarketers! If there’s not one out there, you should start a community site… user-content… you’d give people a reason to look forward to collection calls.

  7. Ray 6 January 2009 at 7:51 pm Permalink

    Good stuff. I tell telemarketers that I do not speak English and keep and talking and asking questions(in perfect English). Whenever they ask for the person or try to get serious . . . “I apologize, but unfortunately I do not speak English. If you have translations services please connect us now”. . . wait for the pause then continue asking questions.

  8. Cuzin Tim 6 January 2009 at 9:19 pm Permalink

    Reruns over & over again of My Little Pony are awesome LOL

  9. baza 6 January 2009 at 10:10 pm Permalink

    Good attitude man.

    I like to ask…

    - are they are ringing about the funeral.
    - what´s your home number I´ll ring you tonight to annoy you
    - speak in a made up foreign language

    Have Fun

  10. John C. A. Manley 7 January 2009 at 1:33 am Permalink

    Very funny, Jason.

    I actually hand the phone over to my 2-year old son. He sure makes there day.

    Once I tried to convince the telemarketer to quit his job and go into internet marketing.

    Another time, I gave a charity fund raiser a coaching lesson on how to conduct his calls — since it was a good cause and a felt sorry for the guy.

    My Little Pony. Wow. I haven’t heard that title in like three decades.

  11. Andy Catsimanes 7 January 2009 at 2:12 am Permalink

    Chee-zay!

  12. GL Besse 7 January 2009 at 2:25 am Permalink

    That’s great.

  13. Sean 7 January 2009 at 2:55 am Permalink

    haha man that was good…

    if you want to fall out of your chair laughing
    check this out:
    http://www.amazon.com/Terrorizing-Telemarketers-3-Jim-Florentine/dp/B00006JK1Z

    Jim Florentine is teh r0x when it comes to joking on telemarketers/etc…

  14. Jason James 7 January 2009 at 3:27 am Permalink

    Funny dude, I could listen to that stuff all day.. bill collectors are idiots sometimes. I use to deal with them for years before I turned my life around. Good stuff!

  15. Christine Hamric 7 January 2009 at 10:31 am Permalink

    Totally cheezey. Whoever used to own my 2nd line must have been the king of deadbeats. His bill collectors (several diff. companies) called me for the first few years I had it. It never occurred to me to have a little fun with them. Too bad, because none of them call that line anymore. Tooooo funny, Jason!

  16. dalek 14 January 2009 at 1:22 am Permalink

    You have me wishing these idiots would start calling again! When I would told one of them (in my own undisguised female voice), that I’m not Jose Whoever, the dude called me a liar. You’d think they’d just move on to the next call but, no, they instead they try to convince you that you’re someone else. I don’t get it!

  17. Mike Hill 15 January 2009 at 3:33 am Permalink

    On for the good guys!

    Man that was funny… that dude they keep calling about is destroyed after you got done with them.

    Collectors must be stupid and their investigation skills really suck. Priceless

    Thanks for the laugh JMO

    Mike Hill

  18. Nez 21 January 2009 at 2:42 pm Permalink

    My Little Pony. Nice. :-)

    Nez

  19. Nez 21 January 2009 at 2:45 pm Permalink

    My Little Pony. Nice. :-)

    Actually had one group send a debt collector to come and take things from my house to account for the debt of the previous owner. The police weren’t impressed (with them) that they had to come and confirm my identity. They tore the guy a new one.

    Nez

  20. Bob 28 February 2009 at 4:38 am Permalink

    Love it! I’ve had the freakin’ Sheriff’s Deputies here looking for the former tenant. They don’t take well to jokes like this, though :(

  21. Joe 6 April 2009 at 9:41 am Permalink

    Dude, you’re stoned in every video. haha

    THAT is funny, you know you have teletubbies running
    in the background..

    :)


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