Swooping Ladies In Traffic With Cardboard Sign
A few years ago I became friends with a lot of the PUA’s, which is a acronym for “Pick Up Artist”.
I have to admit, the majority of the guys are pretty damn cheesy in their attempt to lure unsuspecting women into their dirty sheets. However, I will give Neil Strauss (The author of “The Game) a free pass as he’s always been a good guy and generous friend to me. And I genuinely like that guy. And he has goats living in his house, so that’s pretty cool.
Anyhow, the majority of the PUA’s I’ve met are pretty shallow individuals and it’s a bit hard for me to have respect for what they do. It just seems so predatory and vindictive. Not cool. It definitely would not be cool had I a few daughters.
To be fair, I have met a handful of guys in this industry that aren’t total creeps. They are just normal dudes trying to help out other bros when it comes swooping ladies. But you have to be careful in this industry.
So anyways, a couple years ago a few pick up guys asked me… “If you had to pick up a date in the next hour and couldn’t fail, what would you do to make sure you scored a date?”
“Oh shit, that’s easy!” I replied.
Here’s what I did out on the streets of La Jolla Shores California….
I’m curious, what’s the funniest or most clever pick up line you’ve seen a dude try to bust out on a lady? Let me know your favorite line or example below in the comments section.
That is awesome man!
That’s funny dude, It seems you have a way with the ladies…lol great vid and I love the Kern back up music… awesome….
can’t believe those girls laughed at the milimeter-tweeter-peter… what a shame.
Awesome video dude!
Truly funny jason. Good lines.
“Would you like to see my surfer friend Frank, he is so hot.”
Answer” No your pretty hot yourself dude”
lmao that’s hilarious…
You should have shown us the back of the sign…
were you qualifying them?
1. No Kids
2. House owner
HAHA! lmao… that’s all i saw.
funny shit man…
Okay, so, what’s wrong with this picture?
1.) C’mon dude! You’re cute anyway. Girls are going to like you
2.) You obviously have a camera man. Anyone would be curious about what’s happening
3.) No one can read the whole sign from their car. They might want to stop just to figure out what’s going on and to read the sign.
4.) It’s California. People are responsive to this kind of craziness anyway.
I could go on, but you get the idea. You’re a hottie with a cameraman and you’re standing out in California with a sign that says something. Not everyone has those advantages.
Now THAT was unique. I might have tried that myself… 50 years ago LOL.
Ha Ha Ha! Genius!
Leave it to Jmo.
Lmao
Omar
Too awesome JMo. Do it again – I frequent that Starbucks. =)
DUDE you should go try to pick up those girls in Clairemont with that bikini coffee shop…
Cool stuff, Jason =) Seeing how the first girl twirling her hair… she’s digging you already.
Dude, funny stuff, dang i wish i was homeless again instead of having this house and a couple websites lol then i can be on your show hahaha rich stuff man. Talk soon buddy thanks for the swooping
Funny Video JMo! Did any GUYS hit you UP? haha YOU probably left those out of the video.
Jose
He he… that’s somethin’
Cool stuff
Did you manage to get a date with any of those chicks or?
Just too funny.
hahaha you make me larf haha
I do agree that having Matt (Trainer?) in tow with a camera will really make people curious… a MUST for anyone trying this haha
Thanks for 4:43 of gold!
Tony
Great stuff, J-Mo. Good negs on the ladies, as well.
Neil still has the goats in his house? I guess slaughtering the one was more traumatic than he even hints at in his book.
J mo…funny shit! Very original…
One of my best routines that starts with asking her would she like to be Betty or Wilma from the Flintstones. I can tell a-lot just from her answer. Humor, Style, Kids, Pets…ect.
Check this out it happened to me a couple weeks ago
http://blog.urdatecoach.com/2009/08/15/dating-coach-gets-surprise-in-the-morning/
did you call some of those #’s and hook it up? a couple of those girls seemed pretty into it : )
Damn, you looked much better back then. That homeless Frank Kern look with the shaggy hair you got goin now ain’t doing nothing for you.
Hey Dude
Great vid … did something similar to nab my wife …
My housemate and I were looking through the personal ads, found one from a couple of girls that was funny and we sent them a tape of us reading the ad and mucking about.
We met them and one of the girls and I immediately clicked. We got married 3 years after first meeting and we’re still going strong 15 years later.
Cheers
Nick
Right on Nick. Always dig a groovy love story.
Need a wingman? Give J-mo a call! Be careful though…I’ve heard Frank follows him around
I bet the $8 you kicked the “homeless” dude is tax deductible.
I wonder what kind of luck I’d have trying that at my age (almost 60)?
My wife would probably be pretty pissed off!!
But then, I picked her up waiting in line to buy a glass of wine at a fund-raising auction.
Rock on!
Hey Mo,if you weren’t taken I think the brunette with that other girl
was definitely interested,very cute and very nice man.
You guys weren’t stupid about it,and yes a good way to meet
a nice woman.Also good gesture to the street guy to give him
some cake so as not to seem like you’re trying to take business
from him.
C-ya,
mark G
Was this for fun, sorry i thought you had a girlfriend? Maybe I was mistaken… Nope I remember her in a video from last month. Sorry I have been away for a while.
MiQr3Q I want to say – thank you for this!
Come on Jason, tell the truth…..The “homeless dude” WAS Frank…..decked out for another of his weird alter-ego stints (or stunts), haha!