August 26

If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba

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If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba

By Jason Moffatt

August 26, 2005


Hey friends,

Let’s get something straight. My photoshop skills suck……Do you think that stops me from making crappy photoshops though? Hell no…….

I have dozens of these dumb pics, but as I keep making these sophmoric images, I keep learning new tools in photoshop to use.

So how many of you have seen Late Night with Conan O’Brien when they do the skit “If They Mated”? If you have never seen the skit, check it out here Conan and the producers take 2 celebrities, and through the futuristic abilities of this amazing software, they are able to predict what their offspring would look like if they happened to mate.

Well, I know Mr. Frank Kern is married, and I know Alice has herself a man too. However, should this stop us from seeing what type of kid they might produce if they got really wasted at some marketing seminar? I think not. So here we go…..

It’s the 1st edition of the “If Internet Marketers Mated”…….Keep in mind, I suck at photoshop….Watch out, or you might be next.

About the author

Jason Moffatt

Jason Moffatt is a former private detective turned internet marketer who uses his skills of keen observation and deductive reasoning to pinpoint the easiest paths to success online. He’s passionate about helping entrepreneurs in the health & wellness field along with those in the personal development space. Jason believes we’re all a work in progress and that each day presents an opportunity to be a little be better than the last.

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  1. I don’t think Alice could EVER get that drunk! LOL

    Well … considering Frank is an ‘underachiever’ … it probably wouldn’t happen, anyway .. 😉

    Much success,

    Mike ‘just jealous’ Merz

  2. Hey Frank and Alice,

    I think your offspring was trying to hit on me last night at the club. Her insistence on playing “Baby’s Got Back” over and over again on the jukebox scared the hell out of me though….I think I’ll take a raincheck you little hottie.

  3. Jason,

    That is very scary! Hopefully your not giving any inspiration to Cloners… Nah.. pretty safe there I would say.

    Gives a whole new perspective on Joint Ventures… mmm.

    Your a funny man Jason, will be keeping an eye out for future conglomerations!

    Lynne

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