26 August 2005 ~ 12 Comments

If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba

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Hey friends,

Let’s get something straight. My photoshop skills suck……Do you think that stops me from making crappy photoshops though? Hell no…….

I have dozens of these dumb pics, but as I keep making these sophmoric images, I keep learning new tools in photoshop to use.

So how many of you have seen Late Night with Conan O’Brien when they do the skit “If They Mated”? If you have never seen the skit, check it out here Conan and the producers take 2 celebrities, and through the futuristic abilities of this amazing software, they are able to predict what their offspring would look like if they happened to mate.

Well, I know Mr. Frank Kern is married, and I know Alice has herself a man too. However, should this stop us from seeing what type of kid they might produce if they got really wasted at some marketing seminar? I think not. So here we go…..

It’s the 1st edition of the “If Internet Marketers Mated”…….Keep in mind, I suck at photoshop….Watch out, or you might be next.

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12 Responses to “If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba”

  1. Alice Seba 27 August 2005 at 12:16 am Permalink

    Clearly, that child has it’s Daddy’s looks. ;-)

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  2. Mike Merz 27 August 2005 at 4:09 am Permalink

    I don’t think Alice could EVER get that drunk! LOL

    Well … considering Frank is an ‘underachiever’ … it probably wouldn’t happen, anyway .. ;)

    Much success,

    Mike ‘just jealous’ Merz

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  3. Frank Kern 27 August 2005 at 7:03 am Permalink

    It may be short, but it sure is skinny.

    (My tie).

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  4. Caro :) 27 August 2005 at 10:29 am Permalink

    Hmmmm and only the other day Frank was talking about 3somes….what sort of world have I stumbled into…..;)

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  5. Asoka 27 August 2005 at 9:38 pm Permalink

    It has Frank’s eyes. How lovely!

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  6. Lizabath 27 August 2005 at 11:32 pm Permalink

    Makes you almost not want to miss the next seminar…nah :-)

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  7. Jason Moffatt 28 August 2005 at 1:23 am Permalink

    Hey Frank and Alice,

    I think your offspring was trying to hit on me last night at the club. Her insistence on playing “Baby’s Got Back” over and over again on the jukebox scared the hell out of me though….I think I’ll take a raincheck you little hottie.

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  8. LynneC 29 August 2005 at 7:32 am Permalink

    Jason,

    That is very scary! Hopefully your not giving any inspiration to Cloners… Nah.. pretty safe there I would say.

    Gives a whole new perspective on Joint Ventures… mmm.

    Your a funny man Jason, will be keeping an eye out for future conglomerations!

    Lynne

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  9. diana 30 August 2005 at 4:23 pm Permalink

    man…thats just wrong :o )

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  10. DJ Dave 31 August 2005 at 9:15 pm Permalink

    This is just wrong…simply wrong! :-)

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  11. Nicole 18 September 2005 at 3:33 am Permalink

    I’m throwing $5 into the therapy fund to undo the damage that did to my psyche. Yikes. ;)

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