17 May 2006 ~ 2 Comments

Kern Must Be Hiring Illiterate Inuit Eskimos To Do His Propaganda

The battle of SmackDown is really heating up. Just in, HOT OFF THE PRESSES is a article that is a bit disturbing. It’s obviously “All Just A Pack Of Lies” (That’s My Phil Collins Impression). (Actually that’s my David Spade impression of David doing a Phil Collins Impression).

Anyways,

Somebody has HI-Jacked Ed Dale’s moniker Ted Legend and a few others. People are trying to pose as him to throw you off track. Don’t get BAMBOOZLED by the ScuzzaButt children. While Frank has ask for the mud slinging to cease, I know he’s behind this article. It’s just further proof that he is shaking in his boots for Smackdown.

Frank Kern newspaper article

Now kiddies, I have a feeling Ed Dale is about to come OFF THE TOP ROPE here in SmackDown.
Frank is gonna be beggin for mercy when EZ ED applies his mega power.

Sadly, not many of you are going to be able to witness SmackDown 2. Only “Ultra Underachievers” get front row seats to this marketing duel that will not only be fun
to watch, but it’s gonna be better then any seminar you could ever attend. These guys are really putting themselves on the line here. They could totally fail, (well we already know Frank will look like a failure in comparison to King Dale).

So how can you watch SmackDown?

You gotta be a Ultra Underachiever. Thursday May 18th at 9 AM EAstern time ( I do believe this is correct) they open up the available slots that are left.

If you want in, don’t show up at 9:05 or 9:06. Be ready at 8:30. If you don’t, you may be sorry and will miss out big time. For more info visit…

http://www.edvfrank.com/

See you inside when Ed busts a suplex on Frank’s AZZ!

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2 Responses to “Kern Must Be Hiring Illiterate Inuit Eskimos To Do His Propaganda”

  1. Led Tegend 17 May 2006 at 10:05 pm Permalink

    G’day

    How can you neglect the news.

    If it has been printed it must be true?

    The future will tell. I’m sure Frank has more tricks up his sleeve, and that Ed is getting worried

    Dont get your hair entangled in dredlocks.

    Stay cool

    CU mate

    Led

    PS. Hope yuo’ll get into the Ultra’s as well

  2. Jason Moffatt 18 May 2006 at 5:10 am Permalink

    I’m Rick James Bitch…

    I got Ultra Tattooed on my %!#^^@.


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