More Goodies Hit The Mailbox Today
Wow, I’m on a roll.
Currently I’m getting about 4 to 5 gifts a week via Fed Ex, UPS, and United States Postal Service.
I used to have the philosophy that “No mail was good mail”, but lately, I’ve been getting some really kick ass mail.
For instance, just today I was bitching about my autoresonder and list management service Aweber being down. It was down for maybe an hour, and probably didn’t cause too much loss. It was still a hassle though. But then, I went to the post office box and noticed they sent me…. wait, get this… they sent me “SOCKS”.
Yep, Aweber Socks. Have a peak…
Also,
The other night while doing my live 24 hour Ustream broadcast I let viewers peak in on how I disturb the Xbox faithful who play Nascar. I have this little trick that I do that really pisses people off.
It goes a little something like this…
You’re racing against 7 other people live from around the world. They are very competitive and they all want to win. And they are all really good too.
Me, I suck at the game. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have the most amount of fun. So here’s what I do…
I wait until the last lap when everyone is jockeying for position and trying to win the race. Just then, I flip a bitch (that’s a 180 degree turn for those of you not into ghetto slang) and I proceed to drive the wrong direction. As soon as the pack of cars is approaching the finish line and trying to beat each other for first place, good ol J-Mo comes in the reverse direction and does a head on collision.
It’s some of the funniest shit you’ll ever see on Xbox. And O-Boy do that players get pissed. They start yelling and screaming at me, all while I down another beer and laugh at being the spoiler.
Anyhow, until today I’ve never been able to participate in the verbal sparring going on during the game. Well that’s changed, because my buddy Geo Derice sent me this Xbox headset via UPS today.
Those Xbox sucka’s are so dead now that I gotta mic. Thanks Geo! You the man!
Peace,
J-Mo
U will get smoked at COD4. What’s ur xbox live name?
Dude!
COD4 sent me a Gold M16 loaded with Unicorn Bullets after I killed 108 in one just one round.
lost the battle but won the war,
Anthony
Why not announce to the world you got your butt served in COD? LOL
he heh yeah thats funny
Kris,
I want a rematch beyotch!
I was sleep deprived and distracted. And you also had your damn “radar thing” blocked!
You’re going down!
J-Mo
DUDES – hit me up on XBOX Live for some Call of Duty!!! my gamertag is jaydinner
…and you will say my name in agonizing frustration.
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
Getting gifts in the mail is sooo cool.
Especially when people think about what you would like.. For instance, I rarely get something from someone that I don’t know… or doesn’t know anything about me…
Which means I get something dorky with a dog on it if you don’t know me… being a dog trainer and all…
The cool shit I get though from the people that know me… alcohol. They send me, give me, and make sure I have alcohol.
Hmmmm… wonder what that says about a dog trainer…. I’m thinking it’s simply a sign people understand my laid back, have a good time and hang out with the dog attitude….
…. errrr… somethin’ like that….
Jason,
Is that Dr Mike Wo Ming hiding behind your monitor? Just kidding but seriously why do you have a big picture of someone behind your desk?
D