Let’s have a bit of fun today!
Right now I’m gonna give away a free copy of my Easy Video Sales program. It sells online for $397, but if you take part in todays challenge, you may get it for free.
All you have to do is post a link to the “WORST WHITE RAPPER” you could ever find. Now I know this is an extremely difficult task, and it’s tough to find bad white rappers. However, I think a few of you can find one or two.
And trust me, this is entertainment at it’s finest. You’ll see.
So all you have to do is post a link to a horrible white rapper, and I’ll pick the best submission in the next couple days.
Okay let’s do this. I’ll start it off with this dude (although I know you can find worse)…
Leave your link below in the comments section to enter “The Worst White Rapper Contest Ever“.
Chow,
J-Mo
PS: O man, Steve Iser is in the lead. You’re gonna have to dig deep to beat this one folks. Introducing… “Average Homeboy”…
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64 comments
Stevie Boy Iser on July 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
AVERAGE HOMEBOY
Jason Moffatt on July 16, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Iser couldn’t post for some reason.
Here’s his entry…
Introducing… “Average Homeboy”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
Jay Deiboldt on July 16, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Worst Battle Ever
Stevie Boy Iser on July 16, 2008 at 7:16 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
AVERAGE HOMEBOY.
Stevie Boy Iser on July 16, 2008 at 7:17 pm
The problem is I already have Easy Video Sales.
I JUST DID THIS FOR THE LULZ
Mitch on July 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Average homeboy?
The guy is far from average!
He totally ROCKS! Yeah-boi-ee!
Jay Deiboldt on July 16, 2008 at 7:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zEU7K2Pfg
Pop off
Eric Gehler on July 16, 2008 at 7:37 pm
The Worst White Rapper Ever!!1
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/859522/white_rapper/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/119356/middle_aged_white_rapper/
Eric Gehler on July 16, 2008 at 7:39 pm
http://www.truveo.com/THE-RIVERDANCE-RAP/id/1973481254
another Bad White Rapper
Michael S. on July 16, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Hey Jason,
I absolutely love your stuff bro!
I gotta admit, the average homeboy pretty much tops everything BUT…
FUNKY MAN by Dee Dee King/Ramone may be the icing on the cake lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVU09o0fPY
Eric Gehler on July 16, 2008 at 7:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ExgNtpUlY0
even worse and geeky!!
Net-Income.com.au on July 16, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Ok I found this one. This guys sucks big time!
http://youtube.com/user/THEworstWHITErapper
Trevor Somerville on July 16, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I think I just stepped the game up a bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
Check it,
- Trevor
José Luis Gonzalez on July 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm
This is a white rapper from Spain. I bet you can’t find nothing like this!
His name is Freddy the Bomb
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=RoH00bz-PE0&feature=related
Elliot on July 16, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Steve Iser’s submission (Danny Blaze) is in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pPCkhYMQgY
Kate on July 16, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I figured the obvious “Ice, Ice Baby” would have been a bit lame, so this one will have to do
http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham
Enjoy..
Jonathan Gunson on July 16, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Hey Jason
I told these two not to even THINK about giving up their day jobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTLzaRj9WQI
Take a wild guess who they are?….
Jonathan
MIchael W. on July 16, 2008 at 8:07 pm
for shur dis is it….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXc4LZKHiA
Peace out, What!, Yeaah, Okay!
Michael
`base on July 16, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Check this out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnbfN_wjHhM&NR=1
Seb of Skype on July 16, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Almost 1.7 mio views .. this one’s got to be the worst!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeiQvFsQLM
Sebastian
(white male, not rapper at all)
JK Swopes on July 16, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Man….I don’t think some of these can be topped, they are horrible…
here’s mine…
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
Steve on July 16, 2008 at 9:01 pm
LOL, cool contest dude.
Check this out:
White Boys Rap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bOWsXZzCM
VegasVince on July 16, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Vegas Vince is gonna hijack this thread and change the questions and the answers…cuz findin’ white boys who can’t rap is like findin’ ho’s on the Sunset Strip….it aint hard.
How ’bout this old white motherfucker who CAN rap a bit?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjU_lylUJeQ
When I see this shit…I can almost cut the funk with a knife…
Word 2 Ur Mother!
Peace, Vegas Vince
Legend.
MC Chedda Cheezy on July 16, 2008 at 9:22 pm
ain’t nobody got anything on this fool…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kimEx9p4_g
Vegas Vince on July 16, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Screw this bullshit!
I see some white boy above gets credit for posting the same white boy RAP YOU TUBE VIDEO I posted before him.
But my shit gets posted after his…like I’m at the back of some bus!
I’m keepin’ it real…I posted before the white boy did…and aint that just always the way it works. The white boy gets credit…i get made a fool of.
I posted the old cracker’s video FIRST! Vegas Vince posted this shit FIRST….!!!!!!!!!
A brother can’t ever get a break on a white mans blog.
What’s up with that, Jamo????
Vegas Vince
Albert Grande on July 16, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Here’s my vote for the absolute worse white rapper:
http://revver.com/video/413448/a-collage-of-rap/
Richard van Stratum on July 16, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Ok I got easy video sales too and I never thought I’d come across a worse rapper than vanilla ice but its happened in spectacular style. Stop the competition, Iser has got to win this! I’ve just been sick, twice.
Roger on July 16, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Does Michael Jackson count?
Brian Morgan on July 16, 2008 at 10:32 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nvp_tqOmR2M&feature=related
I don’t know if this has been listed, bit pressed for time at the moment - but this guy is absolutely pants!
Brian
Phill Mason on July 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Hey J-Mo, you didn’t specify whether or not they had to be for real or not, so these guys get my vote as I pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.
The epitome of bad rapping
Check the lyrics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzA1kmH58U
Jeremy on July 17, 2008 at 12:40 am
Ok this guy is NOT white, but this is some funny stuff. I’m sure most of you will forward this on to your buddies.
sort of kind of explicit lyrics
has a long intro but it’ll start rockin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Bart Murray on July 17, 2008 at 1:02 am
Hi Jason,
Can’t wait to open up your video course…this is like shooting fish in the barrel cause, yo dis is da winner…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
Yo,yo,yo
Bartman Murray
Matt Hedge on July 17, 2008 at 1:45 am
LMAO
I love how much passion the “backup” has in the first vid lol.
Just standing in the desert w fake guitars…
That is high comedy… (and his raps suck!)
Martin Luxton on July 17, 2008 at 1:55 am
Jason
Just want to clarify something. Does Michael Jackson qualify for this?
John on July 17, 2008 at 2:46 am
If you’re looking for the “best” bad white rapper I think Kate found it with Bo Burnham. That kid is pretty genius with his bad rapping.
It’s not the kind of stuff I’d crank up in the car, but the kid is lyrically gifted.
The cool thing is that he doesn’t take himself serious.
I guess it all depends on if you’re looking for the worst of the worst or the best of the bad.
Either way, you know how to get participation and have fun Jason.
Peace out, homey.
James on July 17, 2008 at 2:59 am
This has got to be the worst white rapper on the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kimEx9p4_g
Dan Sweeney on July 17, 2008 at 4:40 am
http://www.vidmax.com/video/1232/White_rapper_drops_the_N__45_bomb_at_a_rap_battle/
oh yeah baby
and
the amazing.. COMIC BOOK RAPPER!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802052
Kelly Watson on July 17, 2008 at 5:29 am
Did anyone post Heidi Montag rapping yet? That one’s a dead winner. Unfortunately, the best clips have been taken down. This is the only one I can find:
http://showhype.com/video/heidi_montag_trying_to_rap_on_trl/
It’s painful to watch.
ericabiz on July 17, 2008 at 5:36 am
Hi J-Mo –
You need more WOMEN up in heah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEH9IBx2Zs
I think I’ll just paste from their about box:
Killa the Assassin, Trigga Finga and Cracka-tastic make up the controversial all-female, all-white Gangsta Rap group Without Pimps (WOP). Even in the poshest of Manhattan neighborhoods, the trio manages to lead thuggishly hardcore lives. They present the music video for their new track “My Otha Ride (Is Your Man),” the follow-up to their hit single “That’s Right, Bitch, I’m Fucking Your Man.”
-Erica
Nick on July 17, 2008 at 5:58 am
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3463034492955547451&ei=ooZ_SITmPILo4QLrwNjvBA&hl=en
This is awesome dude!
Alex on July 17, 2008 at 6:37 am
I’ll take a crack at this….this is actually very comical!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3463034492955547451&ei=ooZ_SITmPILo4QLrwNjvBA&hl=en
Alex on July 17, 2008 at 6:38 am
I’ll take a crack at this….this is actually very comical!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywbaO6Ux9j0
John on July 17, 2008 at 6:51 am
Well I wasn’t going to submit one but I was searching for something else and found a guy who begins with an out of tune guitar with nylon strings and somehow manages to mix in some “ice, ice baby”.
Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRZPRqk6×58
Brad West on July 17, 2008 at 7:10 am
There are some real bad videos on here. But this one is truly the worst, hands down.
It took hours of searching and I kept coming back to this one.
Not only is this little bastard the worst, but someone needs to find him and incarcerate him before he hurts someone
No lie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlpqfnJEcc
Brad West ~ onomoney
Kyle on July 17, 2008 at 7:32 am
If that doesn’t work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cJbJKYFuJs
Kyle on July 17, 2008 at 7:34 am
This is actually semi-famous… and… it’s not bad!
Just 2 Guyz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiqjo6qwZZI
-Samuel Trout
Kyle on July 17, 2008 at 7:39 am
PS: Those are the guys who went on to work at SNL and wrote “Lazy Sunday” which, I believe, was the most widely downloaded video in history or something.
Peter on July 17, 2008 at 7:46 am
Yo Jmo you want a bad white rap video? The vids above are too good.
This one really sucks .. I can’t believe this loser. 59 secs of pure white rap crap and looks like he did it *custom* just for you and mentions Kern too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQ3r8TS3O0
Peace out.
Chris on July 17, 2008 at 9:09 am
I don’t have an entry but I just wanted to say:
THANK YOU PHIL MASON! You’ve made my dream come true. I always wanted to see someone sing that on American Idol….that is as close as it gets. Nice!
Chris on July 17, 2008 at 9:56 am
Ah f&^K it…here’s my entry…it’s not the worst by far..but it does suck donkey balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q&feature=rec-fresh
rickjv on July 17, 2008 at 9:59 am
White and asians trying to rap. … not good! LMAO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoUUgzvYuH8
JoeMoe on July 17, 2008 at 10:35 am
Check this:
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=299252
This Hungarian guy thinks he’s rappin’. All serious. Giving props to Dre, Snoop.
LOL!
Scotty Stevens on July 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
ROFL
I never knew it was possible to be that bad!
But then I’m a fine one to talk…
Brian Morgan on July 17, 2008 at 11:40 am
When we will find out who the winner is please?
Jason Moffatt on July 17, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’ll announce the winner tomorrow morning!
Jason
Mike Murphy on July 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Man, this kid makes me want to beat him up! I’m not sure if he’s TRYING to be shitty or if it just comes naturally…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5Hho6YNVo
That will be one Easy Video Sales please.
Mike
Mike on July 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
To many to choose from but this one is the worst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHHvd8Hwh3s
Although their was this mexican guy at the Hard Rock but I think he was just drunk
Mike Hill on July 17, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Here you go JMO… this one is freakin shit your pants funny…
http://media.putfile.com/Worst-Rap-Battle
Mike Hill
Yo…
Graham in UK on July 18, 2008 at 4:13 am
Hi Jason
Man…. this sure does HURT!!!!
I’ve watched some, then some I only watched for about 20 seconds.
They were AWFUL
How bad is bad …. pretty dammed UGLY!!!
At least your first video offering had interesting music… the rest were just damm right SICK!!
Give me plain old sex and violence anytime
But please…END THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
regards
Graham in U.K.
P.S. (Bring back Vanilla Ice….better than this shit!)
Graham in UK on July 18, 2008 at 4:54 am
Hi again Jason
What do you mean?
I’ve got to post a link to win
I don’t want to encourage you do I ?
Oh allright then
You asked for it!!!
This WILL WIN - no contest
Check this out NOW!!!!!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
ready?
Sure your’re ready for this
Well hold tight and don’t say I didn’t warn you!!
here goes……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQH2O1_r-Ss
Graham in UK on July 18, 2008 at 5:10 am
Jason
I had trouble with the link
……………..I just tested it
You guys are all asleep in the USA
Am I having FUN!!
You just don’t know what you are going to wake up to!!
Promise me you’ll watch it all?
Jeez.. this is so funny I’m killing myself!!!!
Oh Jason…. this is FUN!!
regards
Graham in U.K.
Milan on July 18, 2008 at 6:56 am
Here’s my entry. You can’t beat it. Gipsy rapper singing how Eminem adores his work, his money and glory.
http://www.zbrka.com/smesni-video-klipovi/reper-iz-kostolac.html
Steve on July 19, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I think y’all overlooked the absolute obvious choice for worst white rapper.
A beer swilling “Mexican” does a 30 sec rap version entitled “Buy my stuff” at the end of a marketing video.
WORST WHITE RAPPER I’ve ever heard.
I refuse to give the link for fear of giving him any further publicity but Im certain Jason knows who he is
Brian Morgan on July 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm
So who is the winner?
Kind regards
Brian