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Jason Moffatt is a battle tested internet marketer, persuasive direct response copywriter and the modern day leader of the Todayism cult.

His goals in life are to make people smile, surf tasty waves and to inspire entrepreneurs to simplify and maximize their profits through common sense internet solutions.

14 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

My First day with WiFi and Beer.

So Im sitting here with Brooke (Bartender) in the Irish Pub in Ashland while typing on my new Compaq Tablet Laptop. I’m pouching a wifi connection from some coffee shop next door. Damn this is cool. I just got done playing some poker while drinking beer, checked a few emails, and then showed off some of my websites to patrons in the bar. Did I mention this computer is cool?

I’m on a PI gig in Ashland Oregon, and this is one pretty place. It sure beats it’s neighbor “Methford”, oops, I mean Medford.

So today while killing time in the spy van, I was able to read through the famous Gary Halbert’s Boron Letters again. Damn, that dude blows me away. I got so much love for that guy. It’s amazing how words can literally change people’s lives. However, it is essential to take action. You can’t just read something inspiring and think that Ed McMahon is gonna come a knocking. You gotta put in work……..and Gary’s words are heavy enough to inspire me to put in more overtime.

Did I mention how awesome it is being able to type to you while in the Irish Pub? I’ve just found a new office. Suprisingly, I’m quite productive in this madhouse. Well, I’m off to explore the other bars in the town of Ashland.

Attention BAr Owners: If you own a bar, get wifi, or get the coffee shop next door to get it. If you do, I might be drinking at your bar soon.

11 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Robert Randolph and The Family Band

Hello friends,

I personally think that music is one of the greatest gifts in the entire world. I love all types, country, bluegrass, rock n roll, hip hop, etc. I also love to share phenomenal music with you too.

If you are a music fan yourself, your in for an amazing treat. Make sure you check this out, becuase it is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Yep, that’s Buster Poindexter times 2.

So, my featured artist to share with you is Robert Randolph” and the Family Band. Don’t miss guy folks. This is Rocken.

You can peep their website at

Check out the “Playlist” towards the bottom of the screen after you click “Music”. These guys wail.

Also you can see a few videos on Yahoo Music as well. I recommend the video “I Need More Love”. Click here to see the videos. (viewable in Internet Explorer only).

06 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Oh No, I Have To Go To the Real Job.

Yo Pilgrams,

I have to attend to some Magnum PI biz for a couple of days, so I left you with a joke to listen to.

It’s just a quick 50 second joke.

Listen to the PODCAST JOKE here.

04 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Unbelievably Cheap Flights, Airtech

If you want to travel via airplane in the next few months, I suggest you pay attention to what I’m about to reveal here.

You see a few years ago, I was stuck in Hawaii with only about $120 to my name. I desperately needed to get back to Portland Oregon, but with $120 this seemed a bit of a long shot. However, I luckily scored a one way flight to San Francisco from Maui for only $99. This was a few years ago, so inflation has increased the rates slightly, but not by much. When I arrived in Frisco, I made a few phone calls, and it just so happens that a few of my buddies were skateboarding about 5 miles away from the airport and were on their way back to Portland in the morning. I must be Irish or something with this kind of luck.

Anyways just check this site out. You will be impressed without a doubt.

Just check out these amazingly cheap flights.

# Europe $219 one way
# Mexico and Caribbean $250 round trip
# Hawaii $139 one way
# Europe to US East Coast $219 one way*
# West Coast to Europe $249 one way
# Europe to Southeast USA $239 one way*
# Europe to Midwest USA $239 one way*
# Europe to West Coast USA $249 one way*
# Inter-Europe $99 one way

Now try and beat that. Once agan the site is
I usually don’t say much about these kind of secret gems, but I’ve gone soft. I can’t help wanting to save others money. So there you go, check out if you want some cheap flights to some amazing destinations.

This is a stand by service, but I have gotten on with no problems, and if you follow the rules, so will you. Good Luck.

Jason Moffatt

PS. I have no affiliation with this company and don’t make any type of commision for referring you. I am just doing it because this site rocks and is worthy of a mention to my loyal readers.

01 September 2005 ~ 2 Comments

Katrina Disaster, How Can You Help?

Hello folks,

These last couple of days have been a huge eye opener to many of us here in the states, and across the world while watching the destruction of hurricane Katrina.

We are witnessing so many people left completely homeless, with no food, water, money, and some can’t even find their loved ones. Sadly, relief will not make it to many people for days, and possibly even longer. Inevitably some will never get relief. How do you comfort someone who just lost everything they ever knew?

So within the next few weeks you will see many organizations raising money to help, but which should you contribute to. Be careful, because there are many scammers looking to profit off of others misfortunes.

However, I know a guy with an amazing plan. Greg Rozsa who lives in Tallahasse Florida is renting a Uhaul truck with his own money, and is pitching in $1000 to pay for the Uhaul and stock it with food. Greg is hoping to stock the Uhaul full of food and water to drive as close as he can get to New Orleans.

The goal is $10,000 of food and water.

What makes Gregs charitable contribution so great is that there are not going to be any administrative fees, or any under the table misappropriation of funds. Greg is simply going to fill his Uhaul rental with food and water, and hit the road to meet up with Jeff Little, whom has the ability to cook for large numbers of people.

This is such a great way to have a positive impact that you can be confident will go directly to those in need. I strongly urge you to visit Greg’s page and make a donation.

Every penny helps folks. We can reach his goal of $10,000 in no time I think if everyone just spares a bit. So please folks, can you spare $10, or maybe even $100 for Greg to load his rig full of food?

Please visit

Thank you…so many would be appreciative.

Jason Moffatt

30 August 2005 ~ 3 Comments

Internet Marketers FREE Poker Tournament.

It’s WSOP (World Series of Poker) time, and all the poker junkies can’t wait to watch Phil Ivey and others go All In in the biggest poker tournament of all time.

These poker broadcastings have created a ton a buzz in the last 2 years, and it’s seems everyone wants in. Well, I just had a great idea.

Let’s have a “Interenet Marketers Poker Tournament” online. Don’t worry, we aren’t going to play for cash. We are going to play for bragging rights only. It should only take about 2-3 hours and will be a blast. So if anyone want’s to play, send me a email to (pokersecrets @ yahoo), or respond to the post here.

Even if you are not that good, it doesn’t matter. Everyone has a chance to win this baby. Maybe I’ll pony up some cool prizes too, I’m sure I could muster that up somehow. All you have to do, is let me know you want to play, and I’ll set the game up at one of the online poker rooms, and mail you the password and time that we will play. This will probably take place in the next 2 or 3 weeks, depending upon the response.

Hey folks, I have a great treat for you. It’s a FREE $10 to play with right now. Yes, 100% FREE, no gimmicks, no tricks, just $10 Free dollars to get your feet wet playing poker at Royal Vegas. It’s completely secure, safe, and fun…..Click Here to get your FREE $10 to play with. It usually takes up to 24 for the money to be credited into your account. I turned my $10 into a few hundred dollars, and you could do the same.

So folks, just let me know if you want to play. We will be playing “No Limit Texas Hold Em”, and I’ll update you on the time and place. So get in touch if you wanna play, and you’ll have the chance to sport the Internet Marketers Poker Trophy……..

pokersecrets @ yahoo if you wanna play….


PS. I won’t use any of my Master Tracking Tools or Calculators either. hahahhaha

PPS. Check out my Poker Course if you want to have the upper hand on the match.

29 August 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Hurricane Katrina Looking Fierce. Please Say a Prayer for those in her path.

Hey folks, nothing funny today. Sorry…..

More important than laughs right now are many peoples lives in Lousiana, Alabama, and Florida. Please keep your fingers crossed, and say a prayer for our friends in the Southwest as it looks like they are going to need all the help they can get.

The storm is only hours away and reports of 165 mph winds is not encouraging.

Never underestimate the power of “Positive Affirmations”…..


26 August 2005 ~ 12 Comments

If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba

Hey friends,

Let’s get something straight. My photoshop skills suck……Do you think that stops me from making crappy photoshops though? Hell no…….

I have dozens of these dumb pics, but as I keep making these sophmoric images, I keep learning new tools in photoshop to use.

So how many of you have seen Late Night with Conan O’Brien when they do the skit “If They Mated”? If you have never seen the skit, check it out here Conan and the producers take 2 celebrities, and through the futuristic abilities of this amazing software, they are able to predict what their offspring would look like if they happened to mate.

Well, I know Mr. Frank Kern is married, and I know Alice has herself a man too. However, should this stop us from seeing what type of kid they might produce if they got really wasted at some marketing seminar? I think not. So here we go…..

It’s the 1st edition of the “If Internet Marketers Mated”…….Keep in mind, I suck at photoshop….Watch out, or you might be next.

25 August 2005 ~ 1 Comment

Name Your Town “Dish”, and get 10 years Free Dish Network Service

Wow, I am really trying to rally the troops in my small town of Welches to change the name of the town to “Dish“.

You see, Dish Network has agreed to provide 10 years’ worth of free satellite television service for every household in a U.S. town that legally makes the name change. Aol story here.

Arggggg, I live in the rain forest with too many trees. I wouldn’t be able to view it anyways…. However, if you live in a small Po Dunk little village with about 30 folks, I imagine you could run over to the bar and get everybody liquored up and convince them to change the towns name to Dish.

Just think, you could be viewing all the greats, (The Daily Show, South Park, Espn, The History Channel, etc, etc.) if your town would just rename itself from “Hicksville” to “Dish”. Not a bad plan hey.

I tell you what else is not a bad plan, and that’s the Dish Network. I used to be the Dish Sales Rep, and used to be a Cable Sales guy.

Without a doubt Dish rules, and will save you money and time. When you get the DVR package, you can totally eliminate commercials. Yep, never watch a commercial again. Ok, you can watch them commercials during Super Bowl, but that’s it.

Check out Dish Network Here. You won’t regret it.

23 August 2005 ~ 2 Comments

Warriors, Come Out 2 Playayayaya, or Buy Me a Beer.

I wonder how many times that ridiculous joke (Come out to playayayaya) has been made at the “Warrior Forum”.

Anyways, today I just learned about one rooten tooten cool idea. This ranks up their with the “Invention of the Wheel”, “Sliced Bread”, and ” The George Foreman Grill”…. What am I talking about? What could this phenomenal idea be? It’s the “Buy Me A Beer” Icon on the Warrior Forum…..

How darn cool is this? You see, you can buy fellow forum members a beer via a Paypal transfer. Now why would you buy someone a beer at the forum? Well, someone maybe provides a free report that is valuable and you want to thank them. Maybe you are trying to suck up for a JV with some big internet marketer. And then sometimes, maybe you just want to be a nice guy.

Regardless of the reason, it’s a great idea if you ask me……and those who know me, know I like my beer…… I think this might call for a “BEER SONG”…..


Yeah, what do you know, DAVE just bought me a BEER.