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Jason Moffatt is a battle tested internet marketer, persuasive direct response copywriter and the modern day leader of the Todayism cult.

His goals in life are to make people smile, surf tasty waves and to inspire entrepreneurs to simplify and maximize their profits through common sense internet solutions.

06 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Oh No, I Have To Go To the Real Job.

Yo Pilgrams,

I have to attend to some Magnum PI biz for a couple of days, so I left you with a joke to listen to.

It’s just a quick 50 second joke.

Listen to the PODCAST JOKE here.

04 September 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Unbelievably Cheap Flights, Airtech

If you want to travel via airplane in the next few months, I suggest you pay attention to what I’m about to reveal here.

You see a few years ago, I was stuck in Hawaii with only about $120 to my name. I desperately needed to get back to Portland Oregon, but with $120 this seemed a bit of a long shot. However, I luckily scored a one way flight to San Francisco from Maui for only $99. This was a few years ago, so inflation has increased the rates slightly, but not by much. When I arrived in Frisco, I made a few phone calls, and it just so happens that a few of my buddies were skateboarding about 5 miles away from the airport and were on their way back to Portland in the morning. I must be Irish or something with this kind of luck.

Anyways just check this site out. You will be impressed without a doubt. www.airtech.com

Just check out these amazingly cheap flights.

# Europe $219 one way
# Mexico and Caribbean $250 round trip
# Hawaii $139 one way
# Europe to US East Coast $219 one way*
# West Coast to Europe $249 one way
# Europe to Southeast USA $239 one way*
# Europe to Midwest USA $239 one way*
# Europe to West Coast USA $249 one way*
# Inter-Europe $99 one way

Now try and beat that. Once agan the site is www.airtech.com
I usually don’t say much about these kind of secret gems, but I’ve gone soft. I can’t help wanting to save others money. So there you go, check out www.airtech.com if you want some cheap flights to some amazing destinations.

This is a stand by service, but I have gotten on with no problems, and if you follow the rules, so will you. Good Luck.

Jason Moffatt

PS. I have no affiliation with this company and don’t make any type of commision for referring you. I am just doing it because this site rocks and is worthy of a mention to my loyal readers.

01 September 2005 ~ 2 Comments

Katrina Disaster, How Can You Help?

Hello folks,

These last couple of days have been a huge eye opener to many of us here in the states, and across the world while watching the destruction of hurricane Katrina.

We are witnessing so many people left completely homeless, with no food, water, money, and some can’t even find their loved ones. Sadly, relief will not make it to many people for days, and possibly even longer. Inevitably some will never get relief. How do you comfort someone who just lost everything they ever knew?

So within the next few weeks you will see many organizations raising money to help, but which should you contribute to. Be careful, because there are many scammers looking to profit off of others misfortunes.

However, I know a guy with an amazing plan. Greg Rozsa who lives in Tallahasse Florida is renting a Uhaul truck with his own money, and is pitching in $1000 to pay for the Uhaul and stock it with food. Greg is hoping to stock the Uhaul full of food and water to drive as close as he can get to New Orleans.

The goal is $10,000 of food and water.

What makes Gregs charitable contribution so great is that there are not going to be any administrative fees, or any under the table misappropriation of funds. Greg is simply going to fill his Uhaul rental with food and water, and hit the road to meet up with Jeff Little, whom has the ability to cook for large numbers of people.

This is such a great way to have a positive impact that you can be confident will go directly to those in need. I strongly urge you to visit Greg’s page and make a donation.

Every penny helps folks. We can reach his goal of $10,000 in no time I think if everyone just spares a bit. So please folks, can you spare $10, or maybe even $100 for Greg to load his rig full of food?

Please visit www.helpwithkatrina.com

Thank you…so many would be appreciative.

Jason Moffatt

30 August 2005 ~ 3 Comments

Internet Marketers FREE Poker Tournament.

It’s WSOP (World Series of Poker) time, and all the poker junkies can’t wait to watch Phil Ivey and others go All In in the biggest poker tournament of all time.

These poker broadcastings have created a ton a buzz in the last 2 years, and it’s seems everyone wants in. Well, I just had a great idea.

Let’s have a “Interenet Marketers Poker Tournament” online. Don’t worry, we aren’t going to play for cash. We are going to play for bragging rights only. It should only take about 2-3 hours and will be a blast. So if anyone want’s to play, send me a email to (pokersecrets @ yahoo), or respond to the post here.

Even if you are not that good, it doesn’t matter. Everyone has a chance to win this baby. Maybe I’ll pony up some cool prizes too, I’m sure I could muster that up somehow. All you have to do, is let me know you want to play, and I’ll set the game up at one of the online poker rooms, and mail you the password and time that we will play. This will probably take place in the next 2 or 3 weeks, depending upon the response.

Hey folks, I have a great treat for you. It’s a FREE $10 to play with right now. Yes, 100% FREE, no gimmicks, no tricks, just $10 Free dollars to get your feet wet playing poker at Royal Vegas. It’s completely secure, safe, and fun…..Click Here to get your FREE $10 to play with. It usually takes up to 24 for the money to be credited into your account. I turned my $10 into a few hundred dollars, and you could do the same.

So folks, just let me know if you want to play. We will be playing “No Limit Texas Hold Em”, and I’ll update you on the time and place. So get in touch if you wanna play, and you’ll have the chance to sport the Internet Marketers Poker Trophy……..

pokersecrets @ yahoo if you wanna play….

Peace…….

PS. I won’t use any of my Master Tracking Tools or Calculators either. hahahhaha

PPS. Check out my Poker Course if you want to have the upper hand on the match.

29 August 2005 ~ 0 Comments

Hurricane Katrina Looking Fierce. Please Say a Prayer for those in her path.

Hey folks, nothing funny today. Sorry…..

More important than laughs right now are many peoples lives in Lousiana, Alabama, and Florida. Please keep your fingers crossed, and say a prayer for our friends in the Southwest as it looks like they are going to need all the help they can get.

The storm is only hours away and reports of 165 mph winds is not encouraging.

Never underestimate the power of “Positive Affirmations”…..

Peace

26 August 2005 ~ 12 Comments

If They Mated, Frank Kern and Alice Seba

Hey friends,

Let’s get something straight. My photoshop skills suck……Do you think that stops me from making crappy photoshops though? Hell no…….

I have dozens of these dumb pics, but as I keep making these sophmoric images, I keep learning new tools in photoshop to use.

So how many of you have seen Late Night with Conan O’Brien when they do the skit “If They Mated”? If you have never seen the skit, check it out here Conan and the producers take 2 celebrities, and through the futuristic abilities of this amazing software, they are able to predict what their offspring would look like if they happened to mate.

Well, I know Mr. Frank Kern is married, and I know Alice has herself a man too. However, should this stop us from seeing what type of kid they might produce if they got really wasted at some marketing seminar? I think not. So here we go…..

It’s the 1st edition of the “If Internet Marketers Mated”…….Keep in mind, I suck at photoshop….Watch out, or you might be next.

25 August 2005 ~ 1 Comment

Name Your Town “Dish”, and get 10 years Free Dish Network Service

Wow, I am really trying to rally the troops in my small town of Welches to change the name of the town to “Dish“.

You see, Dish Network has agreed to provide 10 years’ worth of free satellite television service for every household in a U.S. town that legally makes the name change. Aol story here.

Arggggg, I live in the rain forest with too many trees. I wouldn’t be able to view it anyways…. However, if you live in a small Po Dunk little village with about 30 folks, I imagine you could run over to the bar and get everybody liquored up and convince them to change the towns name to Dish.

Just think, you could be viewing all the greats, (The Daily Show, South Park, Espn, The History Channel, etc, etc.) if your town would just rename itself from “Hicksville” to “Dish”. Not a bad plan hey.

I tell you what else is not a bad plan, and that’s the Dish Network. I used to be the Dish Sales Rep, and used to be a Cable Sales guy.

Without a doubt Dish rules, and will save you money and time. When you get the DVR package, you can totally eliminate commercials. Yep, never watch a commercial again. Ok, you can watch them commercials during Super Bowl, but that’s it.

Check out Dish Network Here. You won’t regret it.

23 August 2005 ~ 2 Comments

Warriors, Come Out 2 Playayayaya, or Buy Me a Beer.

I wonder how many times that ridiculous joke (Come out to playayayaya) has been made at the “Warrior Forum”.

Anyways, today I just learned about one rooten tooten cool idea. This ranks up their with the “Invention of the Wheel”, “Sliced Bread”, and ” The George Foreman Grill”…. What am I talking about? What could this phenomenal idea be? It’s the “Buy Me A Beer” Icon on the Warrior Forum…..

How darn cool is this? You see, you can buy fellow forum members a beer via a Paypal transfer. Now why would you buy someone a beer at the forum? Well, someone maybe provides a free report that is valuable and you want to thank them. Maybe you are trying to suck up for a JV with some big internet marketer. And then sometimes, maybe you just want to be a nice guy.

Regardless of the reason, it’s a great idea if you ask me……and those who know me, know I like my beer…… I think this might call for a “BEER SONG”…..

Salud!!!

Yeah, what do you know, DAVE just bought me a BEER.

21 August 2005 ~ 7 Comments

The Rich Jerk, Can You Believe This Guy?

Hello Friends,

There has been quite a bit of buzz in the last 2 days about a guy who calls himself “The Rich Jerk”

When checking out his sales copy and web page, I was almost in disbelief. I thought it might be the good ol Internet Marketing Friars Club pulling another parody website, but nope, this guy is real. Regardless of whether or not you purchase his product, it is an absolute must to check out his site.

The approach he uses is very clever, and is extremely effective in creating an immense amount of curiousity. It sparked my interest that’s for sure, but to be honest I totally expected the product to be garbage. Well, I didn’t want to make any prejudice statements about the product, so I threw down the cash to check it out.

Now the big question. Is it worth the $97 bucks? Because cmon, that’s what we all really care about right?

Well, I guess that’s kind of up to you. If your a John Reese traffic master, then no you probably don’t need this product. However, if you are a big time player, why would you be crying about a hundred bucks? I imagine some of you big players will buy it for a variety of reasons. But for the little guy, the folks that just want to be able to pull in a few thousand bucks a month, is the Rich Jerk’s product for you?

To be honest I don’t know. You see, most of you people will purchase a $47-$497 product and then let it sit on the shelves. It seems like many people will purchase a map that has the directions to where the gold lays, but for some reason people decide it’s too far to walk to get all that gold, and geez, I’m gonna have to dig too. I guess it’s too much trouble.

You see, rarely is it that people actually buy these things then apply them. They will skip through the book and realize, “hey, there’s no magic button to push that will make me rich”.
No shit, you gotta be kidding me right? No magic button? Damn I want my money back……

Personally I got my $97 bucks out of this product. But then again, I’ve have turned alley trash into collectors memorabilia and made good cash from it. There was 1 tip alone in the book that I felt was worth the $97, and to be honest, I already knew it. However, I have not been implementing this technique that would easily be bringing me an extra $500 a month automatic income because I have been too damn lazy. I take that back, I have not been prioritizing correctly, I’m actually the opposite of lazy.

And that’s what matters. If your a lazy bum, don’t waste your hard earned money on this. You’ll never really do anything with it. If you are already making tons of cash, buy it for the hell of it. And if you just an average Joe wanting to make some extra cash, make up your mind for yourself.

Check out the “Rich Jerk” here……

Peace.

19 August 2005 ~ 1 Comment

Just Released, “The Internet Marketers Song’

Well, I had such a good time learning how to use this Sonar 3 software when I put together the “Underachiever Song” last month that I had to test it out on another tune. I figured I’d throw in a few shouts to the homies…….Okay, next song will be a country tune….

Click here to listen to the New Internet Marketers Song….

I’ve included the lyrics for ya’ll too, and hey I think this gave me a great idea. I’m gonna become the “Rapping Affiliate”….I was thinking of making a little jingle for every product I promote as a affiliate…..Boy that’s gonna be a lot of songs.

We embark on a journey underachieving and learning
a new method to make connections, I hope ya’ll is earning
a buck or two, it be the marketing crew,
step inside my office we got that jobby to do
Let me thank Ed Dale, Heart like a Whale
Underachieving his Mastery is a what I can tell
And then there’s Lynn Terry, Self Starten the merry
Offering Weekly tips So sweet like a Berry
Can’t forget Mr. Reese cuz We all want a piece
of them traffic secrets so the customers don’t cease
to flock to the forum I’m diggen Michel Fortin
the copy doctor with advice so important.
And Harvey Segal, The Clickbank Mall
thanks for your help man I’m having a ball.
It be the time of my life, Never had it better
then I found out about them Gary Halbert Letters
REad em for days, Left me in a daze
now I understand about this marketing craze.

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong

My first day of marketing I watched a JV video
Thanks Jason Cox, I made a pretty penny yo
Humble with my earnings, I kept up the learning
peeped Joe Vitale and Mr. Fire was burnin
Never would I quit, after the web bug bit
Then Frank Kern taught me some crazy shhhhhh
No need to curse in this marketing verse
Do you understand the vibe that will stack your purse?
It’s kill em with the kindness, Like that internet sweetie
Dj Al-Ice, Ms. Seba for sheezy
I’m having a ball on that conference call
Yanik Sivler’s tongue orates them goodies yall
And don’t miss the famous Mr. Mike Merz
erasen them frustrations with the newbie curves.
Writing them verbs, John Carlton curbs
crappy click thru’s cuz the words are superb

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong

So I created the ploy to learn from Envoy
Site Buildin it was a heck of a joy
but I was missing something, I needed the remedy
came across this genius who’s name is Dan Kennedy
Direct marketing, is his thing
hold your breath and watch your income swing
to the top of scene, how to corp with Michael Green
now I understand how to fulfill my dreams
Turning ideas into dollars, Yo Andre hear me hollar
Made me a commision on some doggie flea collars
Stumblen around, bumpen into money
Key to my succes has been strictly rock the funny

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong

It’s the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
selling from Portland Oregon all the way to Hong Kong

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong