Winner Of The Worst White Rapper Contest Is Chuggo
Okay, now that recording producers and agents are scouring this blog in droves, I think it’s time to announce our winner of the “Worst White Rapper” contest.
There was lot’s of great talent to choose from, and I have to admit it was tough picking a winner. But after consulting the judges, crunching the numbers, and almost pissing my pants laughing we’ve come up with a definitive champion who will be crowned “The Worst White Rapper”.
But before we crown the winner I’d like to thank all the participants who linked to some really funny vids. I had no idea so many white kids were suffering from “Crackeritis”. I sure hope they get some professional help.
Now some of the entries are just plain horrible. And that’s to be expected. I don’t put my hopes too high that some suburban 13 year old from Omaha is going to wreck the mic. So I give some of the whities some slack. They don’t know any better and are just mimicking what they see on BET or Yo MTV Raps.
Because let’s face it, we all know life is all about Rims, Crunk Juice, and Big Booty Hoes shaken some Gluteus Maximus on the boob tube right?
So, without further ado I introduce the winner of the worst white rapper challenge as….
CHUGGO (Submitted by Trevor Somerville)
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT LYRICS! VERY VERY BAD EXPLICIT LYRICS. ( Don’t say I didn’t warn you)
Chuggo,
You’ve outdone yourself bro. Any chance you can tell us where to get one of those evil Devil Staffs? I’d love to walk around with one of those things.
