The Worst White Rapper Contest For Easy Video Sales
Let’s have a bit of fun today!
Right now I’m gonna give away a free copy of my Easy Video Sales program. It sells online for $397, but if you take part in todays challenge, you may get it for free.
All you have to do is post a link to the “WORST WHITE RAPPER” you could ever find. Now I know this is an extremely difficult task, and it’s tough to find bad white rappers. However, I think a few of you can find one or two.
And trust me, this is entertainment at it’s finest. You’ll see.
So all you have to do is post a link to a horrible white rapper, and I’ll pick the best submission in the next couple days.
Okay let’s do this. I’ll start it off with this dude (although I know you can find worse)…
Leave your link below in the comments section to enter “The Worst White Rapper Contest Ever“.
Chow,
J-Mo
PS: O man, Steve Iser is in the lead. You’re gonna have to dig deep to beat this one folks. Introducing… “Average Homeboy”…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
AVERAGE HOMEBOY
Iser couldn’t post for some reason.
Here’s his entry…
Introducing… “Average Homeboy”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
Worst Battle Ever
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
AVERAGE HOMEBOY.
The problem is I already have Easy Video Sales.
I JUST DID THIS FOR THE LULZ
Average homeboy?
The guy is far from average!
He totally ROCKS! Yeah-boi-ee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zEU7K2Pfg
Pop off
The Worst White Rapper Ever!!1
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/859522/white_rapper/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/119356/middle_aged_white_rapper/
http://www.truveo.com/THE-RIVERDANCE-RAP/id/1973481254
another Bad White Rapper
Hey Jason,
I absolutely love your stuff bro!
I gotta admit, the average homeboy pretty much tops everything BUT…
FUNKY MAN by Dee Dee King/Ramone may be the icing on the cake lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVU09o0fPY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ExgNtpUlY0
even worse and geeky!!
Ok I found this one. This guys sucks big time!
http://youtube.com/user/THEworstWHITErapper
I think I just stepped the game up a bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
Check it,
- Trevor
This is a white rapper from Spain. I bet you can’t find nothing like this!
His name is Freddy the Bomb
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=RoH00bz-PE0&feature=related
Steve Iser’s submission (Danny Blaze) is in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pPCkhYMQgY
I figured the obvious “Ice, Ice Baby” would have been a bit lame, so this one will have to do
http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham
Enjoy..
Hey Jason
I told these two not to even THINK about giving up their day jobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTLzaRj9WQI
Take a wild guess who they are?….
Jonathan
for shur dis is it….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXc4LZKHiA
Peace out, What!, Yeaah, Okay!
Michael
Check this out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnbfN_wjHhM&NR=1
Almost 1.7 mio views .. this one’s got to be the worst!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeiQvFsQLM
Sebastian
(white male, not rapper at all)
Man….I don’t think some of these can be topped, they are horrible…
here’s mine…
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
LOL, cool contest dude.
Check this out:
White Boys Rap – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bOWsXZzCM
Vegas Vince is gonna hijack this thread and change the questions and the answers…cuz findin’ white boys who can’t rap is like findin’ ho’s on the Sunset Strip….it aint hard.
How ’bout this old white motherfucker who CAN rap a bit?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjU_lylUJeQ
When I see this shit…I can almost cut the funk with a knife…
Word 2 Ur Mother!
Peace, Vegas Vince
Legend.
ain’t nobody got anything on this fool…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kimEx9p4_g
Screw this bullshit!
I see some white boy above gets credit for posting the same white boy RAP YOU TUBE VIDEO I posted before him.
But my shit gets posted after his…like I’m at the back of some bus!
I’m keepin’ it real…I posted before the white boy did…and aint that just always the way it works. The white boy gets credit…i get made a fool of.
I posted the old cracker’s video FIRST! Vegas Vince posted this shit FIRST….!!!!!!!!!
A brother can’t ever get a break on a white mans blog.
What’s up with that, Jamo????
Vegas Vince
Here’s my vote for the absolute worse white rapper:
http://revver.com/video/413448/a-collage-of-rap/
Ok I got easy video sales too and I never thought I’d come across a worse rapper than vanilla ice but its happened in spectacular style. Stop the competition, Iser has got to win this! I’ve just been sick, twice.
Does Michael Jackson count?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nvp_tqOmR2M&feature=related
I don’t know if this has been listed, bit pressed for time at the moment – but this guy is absolutely pants!
Brian
Hey J-Mo, you didn’t specify whether or not they had to be for real or not, so these guys get my vote as I pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.
The epitome of bad rapping
Check the lyrics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzA1kmH58U
Ok this guy is NOT white, but this is some funny stuff. I’m sure most of you will forward this on to your buddies.
sort of kind of explicit lyrics
has a long intro but it’ll start rockin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Hi Jason,
Can’t wait to open up your video course…this is like shooting fish in the barrel cause, yo dis is da winner…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
Yo,yo,yo
Bartman Murray
LMAO
I love how much passion the “backup” has in the first vid lol.
Just standing in the desert w fake guitars…
That is high comedy… (and his raps suck!)
Jason
Just want to clarify something. Does Michael Jackson qualify for this?
If you’re looking for the “best” bad white rapper I think Kate found it with Bo Burnham. That kid is pretty genius with his bad rapping.
It’s not the kind of stuff I’d crank up in the car, but the kid is lyrically gifted.
The cool thing is that he doesn’t take himself serious.
I guess it all depends on if you’re looking for the worst of the worst or the best of the bad.
Either way, you know how to get participation and have fun Jason.
Peace out, homey.
This has got to be the worst white rapper on the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kimEx9p4_g
http://www.vidmax.com/video/1232/White_rapper_drops_the_N__45_bomb_at_a_rap_battle/
oh yeah baby
and
the amazing.. COMIC BOOK RAPPER!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802052
Did anyone post Heidi Montag rapping yet? That one’s a dead winner. Unfortunately, the best clips have been taken down. This is the only one I can find:
http://showhype.com/video/heidi_montag_trying_to_rap_on_trl/
It’s painful to watch.
Hi J-Mo –
You need more WOMEN up in heah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEH9IBx2Zs
I think I’ll just paste from their about box:
Killa the Assassin, Trigga Finga and Cracka-tastic make up the controversial all-female, all-white Gangsta Rap group Without Pimps (WOP). Even in the poshest of Manhattan neighborhoods, the trio manages to lead thuggishly hardcore lives. They present the music video for their new track “My Otha Ride (Is Your Man),” the follow-up to their hit single “That’s Right, Bitch, I’m Fucking Your Man.”
-Erica
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3463034492955547451&ei=ooZ_SITmPILo4QLrwNjvBA&hl=en
This is awesome dude!
I’ll take a crack at this….this is actually very comical!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3463034492955547451&ei=ooZ_SITmPILo4QLrwNjvBA&hl=en
I’ll take a crack at this….this is actually very comical!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywbaO6Ux9j0
Well I wasn’t going to submit one but I was searching for something else and found a guy who begins with an out of tune guitar with nylon strings and somehow manages to mix in some “ice, ice baby”.
Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRZPRqk6x58
There are some real bad videos on here. But this one is truly the worst, hands down.
It took hours of searching and I kept coming back to this one.
Not only is this little bastard the worst, but someone needs to find him and incarcerate him before he hurts someone
No lie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlpqfnJEcc
Brad West ~ onomoney
If that doesn’t work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cJbJKYFuJs
This is actually semi-famous… and… it’s not bad!
Just 2 Guyz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiqjo6qwZZI
-Samuel Trout
PS: Those are the guys who went on to work at SNL and wrote “Lazy Sunday” which, I believe, was the most widely downloaded video in history or something.
Yo Jmo you want a bad white rap video? The vids above are too good.
This one really sucks .. I can’t believe this loser. 59 secs of pure white rap crap and looks like he did it *custom* just for you and mentions Kern too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQ3r8TS3O0
Peace out.
I don’t have an entry but I just wanted to say:
THANK YOU PHIL MASON! You’ve made my dream come true. I always wanted to see someone sing that on American Idol….that is as close as it gets. Nice!
Ah f&^K it…here’s my entry…it’s not the worst by far..but it does suck donkey balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q&feature=rec-fresh